Is Trump's call to prayer a McDonalds jingle?

First as a farce, then as a farce

Target acquired.

Now witness the grilling power of this fully armed and operational burger station!

Honey potting Trump but it's honey mustard dipping sauce for chicky nuggies.

If there's one thing that has kept the Saudis in power all this time, it's been their ability to schmooze.

this goes beyond bouncing on it. this is something else entirely

putting the treat in treatment

Arch Force One

tell me you're a vassal without telling me you're a vassal

I find a good test for whether or not someone understands how things are is whether they think Saudi decadence is "badass" or what it actually is: grotesque.

joke country

both of them

kinda want that in a HotWheels form

Disappointed that "mobile McDonalds unit" is not referring to a mecha.

This has to be a joke lmao wtf

actual Burgerreich

Isn't McDonald's considered haram in KSA?

EDIT: Did some deeper digging and found this: https://halalmcd.com/en.html

C'mon, "royal food court" was right there!