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[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

sorry sweaty that's just not realistic

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Asking the Democrats to do anything is futile. You have to convince the Republicans to adopt this policy and the Democrats will follow suit within 6-12 months.

[-] Crucible@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

I go to the gym every day and TRAIN so that I can carry my BIG DOG ANYWHJERE I WANT because I am a g*d damn AMERICAN

[-] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

God designed us to be able to only have one person carry one dog, so two people carrying one dog is a sin against god and nature!

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

Get a load of this guy, making demands of the democratic party to vote for them. That's not how the adults in the room do things, sweaty.

[-] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 points 16 hours ago

And he better start using Deo too!

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

I'm tired of being told that I can carry one medium dog by myself if I'm a Pell Grant recipient who starts a business in a disadvantaged community for three years. We need more from our elected leaders.

[-] Lurker123@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Wow that’s a cute dog! Anyone know the breed? Looks like a golden mixed with a shepherd of some type

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 1 points 17 hours ago

I think it might just be a Labrador? I'm not great with identifying dogs though.

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

You want to be able to OPEN CARRY a dog with your friend. I'm sorry, but there's no room in the Democratic Party for you

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

What if I go into a bank and there is a pair of robbers carrying a big dog?

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Employees are told to not be a hero, you should do the same.

[-] varmint@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

What if I got a license to concealed carry the dog. Concealed dog holster.

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

As long as it's one of those over the top handbags and one of those shaky little dogs with the weepy shit in their eyes

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

two-person concealed dog holster

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Two people carrying a big dog together is a buddy system to ensure safety. We trust our troops with the buddy system, yet in society we entrust a big dog to a singular person and force them to carry it.

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Do you know the conditions our TROOPS carry dogs in? They need the buddy system. You don't need a buddy to take your dog to the mall

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

If they outlaw carrying a big dog together, only criminals will carry a big dog together.

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

I'm sorry that doesn't seem like a safe way to carry a dog, I'm voting libertarian.

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