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[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 82 points 1 year ago

This is also unironically a good way to get more comfortable spontaneously speaking a language you're learning. Don't know the word for refrigerator? Cold food box. Don't know how to say yawn? Tired sound. Etc. You'll be more or less understandable and people will probably tell you the word you need when they figure out what you mean.

[-] aaaa@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

Well if the language is German, there's probably an 80% chance that you get the right word this way

[-] Swim@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 year ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago
[-] Tvkan@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago

I will keep this in my thinking blob.

[-] puppy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

The word for that is "noggin".

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

“Noodle” is also acceptable

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[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

This is very good help do things words.

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 15 points 1 year ago

It is also the only way to speak in Toki Pona

[-] Magnetar@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

Toki Pona is overdoing it, but it's also how Esperanto is doing it: fridujo = cold-container. Also German, now you're mentioning it: Kühlschrank = cold-cabinet.

[-] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Toki! Sina pilin seme?

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[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Yep. I don't speak Spanish. Learned all my extremely limited Spanish in restaurant kitchens. When I walk my dogs, and one of the many Spanish speaking Mexicans that lives nearby looks nervous, I tell them, "Perro es bueno por hombre. Perro es no bueno por otra Perro." They understand what I mean even though I just butchered that sentence.

[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Congratulations, you are now a Strange Planet writer

[-] hoch@lemmy.world 68 points 1 year ago

A vanilla mocha latte with soy milk is just a 4-bean soup

[-] BertramDitore@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

Drink it from a cup made of soy paper and you’re still just holding beans.

[-] FiniteLooper@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago
  • coffee beans
  • vanilla beans
  • soy beans
  • ????
[-] brian@programming.dev 11 points 1 year ago

mocha is chocolate so made from cocoa beans

[-] AlienInAMask@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago

mocha>chocolate>cacao beans

[-] Donebrach@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Can’t believe you forgot Lima beans you moron.

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[-] Steeve@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

If regular milk it's a 3 bean soup with nipple juice

[-] Poggervania@kbin.social 32 points 1 year ago

A computer is just a really hot pile of sand.

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Speak for yourself. I keep my pile of sand pretty chill.

[-] AffineConnection@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

A computer is a magic box with a poisonous green cracker inside.

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[-] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 1 year ago

A human brain is just anxiety meat!

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

You have solved the entire universe for me

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[-] Abnorc@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago

Electronics are just sparky silicon.

[-] uberrice@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

The way transistors and integrated circuits are made is called lithography. Stone scribing. If you describe it that way, electricity sounds like magic.

[-] mcmoor@bookwormstory.social 3 points 1 year ago

Magic circle transcribed in nano meter scale sounds even more magical than the magic itself

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[-] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 21 points 1 year ago

World? I think you mean pressurised, life-sustaining, mud, water and rock ball.

[-] AffineConnection@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

wet, fuzzy magnet with a bald rock child

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[-] BeefSupreme@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago

Ah, the literal German translation.

[-] mojo@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

we're all just various beans in a trenchcoat

[-] art@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Hugh Manbean

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 1 year ago

Butter is just shaken cow juice.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Lemmy is just word water.

[-] WizzCaleeba@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Gas is just dinosaur breath.

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Gas is mostly derived from bacteria. Something like 10% is from multicellular organisms. Carbon based bacteria was around exponentially longer and made up more biomass

[-] WizzCaleeba@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Get out of here with your science!

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[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

If you ever played a survivor game you know. 2 stiks, 1 rope = a Houe

[-] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

TO Think such a horrible thing would be uttered by a member of my own family...

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