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[-] PangurBan@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Theres no reason to put most produce in bags. I don't know why people are obsessed with plastic. People even put bananas in bags... Theyre already bagged!

[-] dbtng@eviltoast.org 3 points 2 months ago

NO BANNNNNANNNNNA!

@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[-] dbtng@eviltoast.org 1 points 2 months ago

I have banana friends. I'm gonna meet you all now.

[-] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I just don't want anything touching the cart surface, I doubt they sanitize those regularly

[-] ThePrimitive@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

There is no part of the growing, harvesting, cargo packing, transportation, or store stocking process that's making your produce too pristine to be soiled by a cart. A ride in a bag a couple miles to your house isn't going to sanitize it either.

[-] astutemural@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

You realize you're supposed to wash your produce when you get home, right? There's still pesticides on there.

[-] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I do, it's just a psychological thing I guess, I've started taking my own reusable bag to the grocery store these days to cut down on plastic though

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

I use one bag but have my veggies out and separate. And unless it's potatoes and/or any alum family, I tell them to just toss them all in the same bag.

[-] fireweed@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

FYI, reusable produce bags exist!

[-] Sprocketfree@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

I just don't put them in bags until checkout... Not sure if the cashier hates me or not.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

I try to avoid plastic waste, but am too absent minded to remember my reusables. So I do the same thing the only time the bagger gets told to keep things separate is if there are potatoes and onions. Those things need to be kept separate!

[-] AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io 8 points 2 months ago

I'd proudly and, like a snob, tell you that I've ascended beyond plastic bags by using reusable nets.

But I also keep forgetting the nets at home, so I use the plastic bags and promise myself not to forget. Only to forget again. FUCK.

[-] graycube@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I put the bag between my palms and rub back and forth a bunch of times. It works as long as you have both hands free (and you have two hands).

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
[-] graycube@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I usually wet the tip and rub it over and over until it comes.

Usually get some looks at the store but it works 100% of the time.

[-] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
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[-] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Put the top in between your hands held flat like you're praying, then move them back and forth in opposite directions like you've just came up with an evil plan, if that doesn't work, then you're holding the bottom, so just do it to the other end.

[-] supernicepojo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Dont lick your finger, the veggies get sprayed with water. Wet your finger with the clean water and the bag will open for you. Just like everything else in this life: Its better when its wetter.

[-] kurikai@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Except paper bags and toilet paper before you wipe

[-] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago
[-] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

A duvet that hasn't been fully dried is miserable to sleep in.

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

And toilet seats.

[-] mean_bean279@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

You can also just breath onto the bag too. Just enough to get the condensation to lightly form and it does the same thing. Although I also just grab a drop of water that’s on the produce container where it sprays sometimes.

[-] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

The struggle is real.

...the easiest way to open these IME, is to lightly lick your thumb and the neighboring finger. This makes the respective sides of the bag stick to them for easier opening.

[-] blarghly@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

This is the correct answer. The sides of the bag are held together by a static charge. Wetting your fingers allows you to dissipate the charge, so the sides come apart.

[-] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

The produce is all wet. Just touch the thing youre going to buy to get your fingers wet - not lick it you foul fuck

[-] Lazhward@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I'm guessing your supermarket uses those fog thingies? They're not used everywhere, i.e. not all produce is wet.

[-] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Only places that have those foggers have produce bags.

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[-] potoo22@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

When masks were mandatory, I couldn't do this and tried for over a minute to open the damn bag.

I found that if I start with the cold vegetable, I could use their moisture to wet my fingers.

[-] theedqueen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I have zero issue opening these bags but for some reason my mom and siblings really struggle.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Woah look at hr.reasonablymoisthands over here!

[-] mazzilius_marsti@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

just remember which side is the opening, or you'll accidentally tear the wrong side

[-] iRobot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Just stretch the bag carefully a bit on opening. Works every time! Simple.

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Most of the produce bags here have handles. I found that the meeting place where the "handle" meets the "bag" to be the easiest spot to separate. I just rub the bag between my fingers in that area and usually it only takes a single rub for it to separate.

[-] brap@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

You guys put all the fresh stuff in plastic bags? Why not just straight into the shopping bag?

[-] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I keep wondering when I last used a plastic bag. These days it's either prepackaged, directly in the shopping bag or a paper bag.

[-] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

Because it costs by the pound and you want to make it easy to weigh all vegetables together

[-] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

I aggressively rub the side that's meant to open between my fingers and typically that opens it a bit, and from there you just try to separate that while doing the bag open wave.

[-] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 0 points 2 months ago

Same with trying to peel double-sided tape

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

This is an easy answer, stick down one side first then use a finger nail to pick at a corner. But most of my experience with this is the clear 3m tape on cheap heat sinks, so most of the time it already stuck down on the heat sink.

[-] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 months ago

The plastic bag is folded on the sides. I have much more success if I start by pulling there, than attacking the opening directly. Hard to explain but you'll figure it out.

[-] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I just find the non sealed end and make the pspspspsp (cat call) finger motion and it opens up well enough when I have to use the bags

[-] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

That requires friction between fingers and bag to be higher than friction between the two sides of the plastic bag, and for me it never is

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