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Why do pictures like this never get likes? Please like it's my birthday (hexbear.net)
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Picture of a baby with a Jesus beard and robe in a hospital bed mattress made of shrimp and tiny American flags and bibles. The bedframe is a crying soldier

The picture has 800 million likes

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[-] Rom@hexbear.net 24 points 4 days ago

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

She's fisting his front butt

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

Why does Jesus have a double legged dick?

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

I knew Christian Bale goes to great lengths to transform his body for roles, but this is ridiculous!

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago

NSFW booba and also NSFL weird shit

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago

You mean to tell me this isn't an animation cel of Ethnically Ambiguous Homer about to be stabbed?

[-] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 4 days ago

99.9% of the likes and comments are also bot accounts

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

You look close and Jesus’s fingers and toes are shrimp

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

why yes it is my 346nd birtgdoy

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

maybe its because noboby llke me becuuse im poor

[-] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

Amen

this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2025
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