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[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 39 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Wutchilli@feddit.org 25 points 2 weeks ago

Kinda shows how fucked up our beauty standarts got...

[-] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago

Bigorexia is a real thing nowadays. The male body standard inflation on social media is just wild.. unless you're on gear, cut down to 6% body fat and in good lighting you'd get ratio'd into oblivion

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

I know those words, but I don't think they're being used in a manner to which I'm accustomed.

[-] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago

Steroids or nobody likes you

[-] Fetus@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

You know what? I'm gonna not take steroids even harder.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

They can tell just by looking that I don't take steroids right? Like I don't have to actually talk to them?

[-] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yeah you can generally tell, the neck and shoulders have more androgen receptors so they will typically have bulbous shoulders, oversized traps and a thick neck. Other giveaways are early balding, back acne, and rapid muscle gain. And huge mass monsters are pretty obvious. If you were really interested you could take a look at Jesse James West on YouTube. He's about the peak muscularity someone can reasonably achieve without steroids outside of genetically gifted individuals. He interviews gym girls often and they rate him so low haha.

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[-] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Kinda shows beauty standards are completely arbitrary and context dependent.

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[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 24 points 2 weeks ago

The oldest dude there is 23 years old

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago
[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 16 points 2 weeks ago

has to, as he has no beard.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

So he can't sing a shanty?

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Cant sing shanty if you got no beard.

[-] kn33@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] bizza@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

I was about to comment that #2 either has as raging boner or it's just like that

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

That guy is full staff.

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[-] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

Why does the guy on the left look like he's wearing a collar made of skin?

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 weeks ago

They all look a little weird, like some old time photo editing was done.

[-] Ferrous@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 weeks ago

That'd be the horrendous AI upscaling. Peep the fingers.

[-] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

It's his tan line. None of those guys ever saw the sun without wearing a suit.

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[-] glibg@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 weeks ago

Loving the dazzle camo shorts on #4

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Some of these fellows are packin' some serious heat!

[-] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 2 weeks ago

Second from the right is just Freddie Mercury

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[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago
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[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

One dude without a mustache lines in a world of regrets and self loathing.

[-] 50shadesofautism@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

That looks like tom hanks kid

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'm surprised they even let him enter the contest.

[-] Redex68@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

#4 With that dazzle camouflage, ready for naval engagements

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Enough to beat your ass in fisticuffs

[-] SirQuack@feddit.nl 4 points 2 weeks ago

ITT: people who start screaming because they don't realise the # at the start of a line has special meaning, and turns it into a heading.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's only supposed to turn it into a heading when there's a space between the hashtag and the heading text. If it's doing it immediately after the hash, that's an issue with your client. All the comments here look fine for me on Alexandria, base Lemmy, and Boost.

#This should just be normal size

This shouldn't be

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[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

#2 making a bold statement to go sans mustachio.

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago

His apparent boner is making a statement of its own.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

He's gonna put someones eye out with that thing.

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago

#5 is either stoned or participating ironically, possibly both. #3 was talked into this, and is now regretting his choice.

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Fine young lads

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

The stripes are making my brain do that thing where when the image moves ever so slightly, it appears that their pants are vibrating.

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