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[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

I legit thought those were someone's balls

[-] breecher@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Looks boiled, not raw. Still, it shouldn't be boiled.

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago

This is such a British photo.

[-] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 4 points 2 weeks ago

I agree but I don’t know what about it makes your statement true.

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

It's the complete and total lack of seasoning, apart from what appears to be pepper on the chicken. Also the fact that the concept of "crunch", or any form of texture, seems to be a foreign concept.

[-] BCsven@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

As a former Brit, we like crunch in sandwiches by adding potato chips to them.

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

You people genuinely eat like it's the Blitz sometimes.

[-] TroublesomeTalker@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago

Have you read the news lately? We're just training for the next few years.

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[-] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 2 points 2 weeks ago

That makes a lot of sense. The best I could come up with was that it looks goopy.

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[-] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 weeks ago

Be grateful that someone thought enough about me to make me diner. And perhaps casually suggest we join a cooking class together.

[-] dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

That's not dinner, that's a health hazard.

[-] double_quack@lemm.ee 14 points 2 weeks ago

Jokes aside, it all depends on the context, what are their skills? What is the thought behind it. How much money is there around?Does it taste good?

If you know she cooks well then this may be bad. If she is absolutely new, this may even be a sweet gesture.

[-] And009@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah that chicken is absolutely not cooked.

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[-] Mac@mander.xyz 9 points 2 weeks ago

Thank her and tell her how much i appreciate her? Wtf else would you do?

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

It looks more like its boiled chicken.

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

It’s my fault for not clarifying what, “trying it raw once” meant.

[-] burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 8 points 2 weeks ago

I haven’t had anything but meth and bud lights in days what am I gonna say? Thank you queen

[-] atlien51@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

What the fuck is your life 💀💀💀

[-] burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

I‘m literally just vibing and having good food like OP posted

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

At least it wasn't meth lite. That shit is nasty.

[-] simsalabim@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Take the hint and start participating in housework and learn how to cook.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

I mean if the other partner goes to work and the other is at home, it's fair to expect the stay at home one to take on the burden of most housework imo.

Full day of work and then your partner gives you shit about not cooking your own food? Fucking hell

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[-] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

Oh no sorry babe i'm actually vegan now. What a shame.

[-] jimmux@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago

Also allergic to dying of salmonella.

[-] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I know what id be doing in about 3 hours afterwards.

[-] Mpatch@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

The her to hospital because clearly she had a mental breakdown, stroke, trauma, what ever.

[-] istdaslol@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

Realise that I was supposed to get groceries

[-] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I love the maliciously positive comments about this fake senario.

None of you would eat the salmonella chicken, no matter how much you respect your spouse.

[-] verdantbanana@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Honytawk@feddit.nl 3 points 2 weeks ago

Tell her she did great, but the chicken could be cooked a bit more.

[-] DampCanary@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

but that's just color of sauce
drumsticks are barely visible

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[-] tino@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

you shut the fuck up, eat, and next time, you do the cooking. Your girl is not at your service.

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

...the chicken is literally raw.

I get the "respect partners as people" angle but you have to at least look at the image and the community

[-] CII_RX@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Calling poison control

[-] Balaquina@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Die. Your choice whether from hunger or food poisoning.

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Lol. You can really tell who has and hasn't been in a long term relationship in the comments.

[-] psivchaz@reddthat.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'm married. I do most of the cooking anyway. My wife is banned from cooking chicken because of the last time. So... "<Wife's name>, we talked about this. No chicken. Let's go to the Mexican restaurant nearby tonight."

[-] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Did they cook that meal with sunlight?

[-] halvar@lemy.lol 1 points 2 weeks ago

Well at least it's no longer encased in jello

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Are... Are those balls?

[-] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
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