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[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 39 points 3 weeks ago

That's crazy behavior honestly. Don't let that guy have access to kids, they wouldn't make it long.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 76 points 3 weeks ago

They'll survive as long as they don't steal his chips.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Those kids better stick to their own damn chips

[-] Pothetato@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago

Bahaha I fully support his actions. Fucking prick seagull fucked around and found out.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 42 points 3 weeks ago

There's a good chance another seagull ate the body before it was even cold.

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[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

They may be aggressive flying pests but this guy is a fucking psycho.

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[-] dumbass@quokk.au 31 points 3 weeks ago

That cartoon version of the old man kills me every time.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago
[-] dumbass@quokk.au 6 points 3 weeks ago
[-] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 3 weeks ago

Once saw a seagull casually walk up to a pigeon like it was going to walk past it and just snap it's fucking neck.

[-] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Those motherfuckers can be huge, too. The building where I work has a kestrel nest on the roof. Last week, there was drama when some seagulls showed up and were apparently trying to kidnap and eat the kestrels' young ones.

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[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

You mean the sky rats???? Fuck em. Get em Brit bong

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 21 points 3 weeks ago

Labour's weak attitude to immigration is to blame here just letting these thieves just fly into the country!

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago

Should shoot them with machineguns!

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[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

as someone who's had their food stolen by a seagull a few times i once found myself in a fit of petty rage googling "can i kill a seagull" and the answer is no, like legally you cannot, they're protected birds

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 weeks ago

I would suppose that depends on the jurisdiction.

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

it does not. Seagulls are protected in: UK, Ireland, all of Europe, all of North America, Mexico, Australia, Japan, Russia, and probably more but i can't be bothered to go past the first few Google searches to find out

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

Well thanks for your exhaustive legal research.

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[-] Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Humans:

  • Takes all the fish for themselves
  • has bussiness dump to birds perfectly edible but to humans not commercially pretty enough fish bits in the trash.
  • builds apartments on the gulls original habitat

“wHy Do ThESe SEaguLl KeEP STEalinG FrOm Us”

I also grew up at the coast and yes they are a menace. But as the saying goes fuck around, find out.

Imagine if we restored and maintained the habitat and did a daily collection of fish waste to dump near that habitat.

[-] Ilandar@lemmy.today 5 points 3 weeks ago

They're also a "menace" because many people actively feed them. It's the same as ducks following people around expecting bread.

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[-] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

Not only is he cruel, he is actually participating in making more powerful Seagulls, the surviving seagulls will be the ones that can steal chips and survive being thrown at a wall. Beware the terminator seagull soon attacking your chips, the walls will not survive!

[-] catty@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Seagulls: 2,047,7998, Humans: 1

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[-] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

I grew up by the sea and seagulls can fuck right off. Ones where I was learned to shit on you and your food from above so you would put it in the bin, then they'd raid the bin and eat the shit covered food.

A near-lifetime around these fuckers gives me some sympathy for this guy. Not a lot, but some.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

That just sounds like they're being smart to me. They do it to get food, not to be malicious. Unlike humans.

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

If you hurt animals, you suck.

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Factory farms and the entire livestock/dairy/meat industry does indeed suck.

Edit: exactly seven of you are pro-factory-farm and I think you probably need Jesus. To come back and slap each of you.

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