Give me a cup of wet

Water is the nickname. We forgot its real name

Water?

Never touch the stuff.

Fish fuck in it, doncha know?

In Finland we call it "non-alcoholic vodka"

...can someone get this guy a history book? Shakespeare alone used 14.

I'll just have a cup of rain, thanks.

"Adam's Ale" is in my thesaurus as a synonym for water. I've never heard that one before. lol

There is also Dihydrogen Monoxide.

I don't touch that stuff, fish fuck in it!

H20, Agua

Bo'oh'o'wa'er

Recently heard that cup of Joe comes from the Navy. The guy that banned alcohol on Navy ships and replaced them with coffee was named Joe.

Council pop is such a term, but is very UK.

Morning brown, morning brown

Get yourself a cup of morning brown

Morning brown, morning frown

What the heck is morning brown?

Well, morning brown is great, you get it

in a cup

Add cream and sugar, then you stir it all up

It comes from beans, have it hot or with

ice

In a day, I'd say, only drink it thrice

Morning brown, I'm still not sure

Can you please explain it some more?

It's coffee, ya fuck

Oh, right, yep

In French we call it "Chateau Lapompe" which sounds like a wine name but is literally "castle the pump".

"Wah-wah": Am I a joke to you?

given that stars are mostly hydrogen, and rust is oxide.

I often call water "rusty star"

Moby Dick wine. City gin.

H2- oh

In Germany das kühle Nass. The cool wet.

oh

well in my country it's called : sprite for the poor or sprite without soda

Adam's ale. What my grandpa used to jokingly call it. Edit: someone beat me too it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam%27s_ale

"Council Juice" in N. Ireland.

Adam's ale (also referred to as Adam's wine, especially in Scotland; sometimes simply called Adam) is a colloquial allusion meaning water. It alludes to the idea that the biblical Adam had only water to drink. This inference gained popularity around the beginning of the 19th-century temperance movement.

We call it Corporation Pop here.

Ocean lite

Council pop

"Gänsewein" - goose wine in germany

Might want to hold off on telling people that you were thirsty and drank a tall glass of Jill: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jilling

Gemeentepils in the Netherlands. Municipality beer.

For sparkling, it's commonly referred to as "homeopathic lager" among colleagues - i.e. without any active ingredients.

In Dutch its gemeente pils, which translates to municipal pilsner.