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Oranges? In this economy?
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Might be the best use of AI I've seen
Photoshop I believe
Source: TrueWagner
https://www.instagram.com/p/DLIVXOiu0kb
The images of the teens seem to be AI generated.
They have some crazy fingers.
The kid that dreams of "car driving" is holding the orange with broken fingers
That might be slightly inconvenient for his particular ambitions 🤔
Being a teen is a precious time when special organs on your body are blossoming from dormancy into full-time regular use.
bro what?
Male doctor
He wanted to make sure everybody knew he wouldn't become a trans female doctor
Well it's not false, except for the full-time regular use
yeah but like is that really the essence of being a teen? i feel like the adult who wrote that is a total creep
The goals being labeled "car driver", "website creator", and "male doctor" wasn't enough to make it obvious that they haven't studied humans long enough to see how they actually communicate?
Adults are all total creeps
It's gotta be Obvious Plant
Obvious Plant puts fake products on shelves.
True Wagner puts absurd flyers on telephone poles and bulletin boards.
This is more of a True Wagner situation.
That reminds me, if any ones needs orange, I've got more
We've found them... the person from the math problems!
Wait. What happened to all of your bananas!?
Right here
but my banan launcher is in the shop
so only orange
Ok cool. I was just worried about you, bud.
Them some nice nanas you've got there.
Mitch wants to become a "male doctor". I want to become female doctor.
A "heart doctor" isn't a heart that's a doctor, it's a doctor who works on hearts.
Doesn't all that extra weight damage the heart?
That's why they take children for the job. "The children yearn for the hearts" as the saying goes and since we want to win hearts and minds this is what they do.
Presumably he means he wants to make money selling boner pills
I also wish to become a WEB SITE CREATOR when I grow up
I’d advise against it. I’d rather CAR DRIVER
When grows up wants to be?
Orange-shooting Man!
I admire Marcus for setting easily obtainable goals.
Unless your fingers are as mangled as his. Then it's not so easy to drive..
Where can one get one of those orange launching devices?
Most old men have them. Just ask one.
I imagine the principles of a potato cannon would work similarly for oranges.
That's horrible. Who would do such a thing? Where would you even find instructions on how to make that!? Where?
He's actually saying "Noteins enspark" which is orcish for "Prevent Scurvy".
Having it intake oranges from the side is a design flaw. Oranges at the bottom of the backpack won't be loaded into the firing mechanism. It would make much more sense to have it funnel from the bottom so that gravity can feed it.
Oh, so he's committing crimes?
The ~~harb~~inger
The orangeinger
Why isn't he shooting hedgehogs? Seems he didn't think it trough.
Because it's an orange shooting device, not a hedgehog shooting device. Duh.
We already have an orange shooting device at home ...
I’m sad that Alan Wagner is using AI. Love his work most of the time.
this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2025
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