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[-] Album@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 month ago

Might be the best use of AI I've seen

[-] parody@lemmings.world 10 points 1 month ago

Photoshop I believe

Source: TrueWagner

https://www.instagram.com/p/DLIVXOiu0kb
[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

The images of the teens seem to be AI generated.

[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

They have some crazy fingers.

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago

The kid that dreams of "car driving" is holding the orange with broken fingers

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

That might be slightly inconvenient for his particular ambitions 🤔

[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 month ago

Being a teen is a precious time when special organs on your body are blossoming from dormancy into full-time regular use.

bro what?

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago
[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

He wanted to make sure everybody knew he wouldn't become a trans female doctor

[-] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Well it's not false, except for the full-time regular use

[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

yeah but like is that really the essence of being a teen? i feel like the adult who wrote that is a total creep

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

The goals being labeled "car driver", "website creator", and "male doctor" wasn't enough to make it obvious that they haven't studied humans long enough to see how they actually communicate?

[-] n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Adults are all total creeps

[-] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

It's gotta be Obvious Plant

[-] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Obvious Plant puts fake products on shelves.

True Wagner puts absurd flyers on telephone poles and bulletin boards.

This is more of a True Wagner situation.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That reminds me, if any ones needs orange, I've got more

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

We've found them... the person from the math problems!

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

Wait. What happened to all of your bananas!?

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Right here

but my banan launcher is in the shop

so only orange

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

Ok cool. I was just worried about you, bud.
Them some nice nanas you've got there.

[-] roserose56@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago

Mitch wants to become a "male doctor". I want to become female doctor.

[-] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

A "heart doctor" isn't a heart that's a doctor, it's a doctor who works on hearts.

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Doesn't all that extra weight damage the heart?

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

That's why they take children for the job. "The children yearn for the hearts" as the saying goes and since we want to win hearts and minds this is what they do.

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 1 month ago

Presumably he means he wants to make money selling boner pills

[-] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

I also wish to become a WEB SITE CREATOR when I grow up

[-] fox2263@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I’d advise against it. I’d rather CAR DRIVER

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

When grows up wants to be?

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Orange-shooting Man!

[-] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I admire Marcus for setting easily obtainable goals.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Unless your fingers are as mangled as his. Then it's not so easy to drive..

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 1 month ago

Where can one get one of those orange launching devices?

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Most old men have them. Just ask one.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

I imagine the principles of a potato cannon would work similarly for oranges.

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

That's horrible. Who would do such a thing? Where would you even find instructions on how to make that!? Where?

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Whatever you do, avoid instructables

Add that to your block list so you aren't tempted.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He's actually saying "Noteins enspark" which is orcish for "Prevent Scurvy".

[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Having it intake oranges from the side is a design flaw. Oranges at the bottom of the backpack won't be loaded into the firing mechanism. It would make much more sense to have it funnel from the bottom so that gravity can feed it.

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I knew I carried that damn katana around everywhere for a reason when I was a teenager.

[-] Sunflier@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Oh, so he's committing crimes?

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The ~~harb~~inger

The orangeinger

[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 0 points 1 month ago

Why isn't he shooting hedgehogs? Seems he didn't think it trough.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

Because it's an orange shooting device, not a hedgehog shooting device. Duh.

[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 month ago

We already have an orange shooting device at home ...

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

I’m sad that Alan Wagner is using AI. Love his work most of the time.

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