Jeef Jroganoff

And Ed Sheeran memes.

I remember a bit of Bean Jean overlap, and I've seen a bean lamp recently, but no jean lamp yet.

There were the German Sturgeons

And you still won't explain why!

Not pooping for 3 days followed by pooping for 3 days straight

It's been a while, so I must have exaggerated it in my mind. Three days certainly sounds more plausible.

It was more the lack of an explanation that hooked people, rather than just the not pooping - IIRC, we never ended up getting any real explanation for why this guy needed to not poop for a week.

It was honestly pretty great, people came up with everything from "he's smuggling himself internationally in a shipping container" to "he's determined to be the winner in a really weird Mr Beast video" to "he's giving up on society to live with the sloths" before it started to turn into kind of a circle-jerk.

And of course, suggestions for stopping the poop included butt plugs, eating only cheese, butt plugs, a liquid diet, and more butt plugs.

Nope, the poop thing was only entertaining as long as the one poster who started it kept it alive. The beans and jeans thing were both funny for a couple of weeks.

This moth thing is better than all of those combined. So many clever moth based memes expanding beyond the starting moth loves lamps starting point.

My guess was cave exploration. He said he was going to a remote area where pooping was an option, but he didn't want to, which makes sense when you know you've gotta carry that shit out with you in your cave pack. There are only a handful of scientific cave expeditions that go into caves for three days, so I figured that if he said so, he would unequivocally dox himself.

Haj was a great guess too