Id like to see ol' Donny wriggle his way out of this one!
Ah, well, nevertheless.
Dems join GOP to kill vote impeaching Trump over Iran strikes
lmao so much for that
welp
I guess this does at least serve as a neat little list of evil people, and... whoow, 344 to 79... ok then about 19% of non demon House Reps.
Welp
Ok, anyways, back to our regularly scheduled slowmotion apocalypse, now in x8 speed!
If i was Donald Trump, I would ask them to keep impeaching me for the rest of my term. I want to be the record holder
He already holds the record, but I guess he could try to beat his high score
He could certainly make impeachment not a big deal... Which it already is not
I can't wait for the weeks and weeks of liberal copium. "Well you know they're Impeaching him! That's some good news!".
Well I'm sure he'll be removed from office by the Senate this time
checks Senate split by party
Ah well, nevertheless
Demonrats when they have a chance to do meaningless symbolism: 
It's not gonna work but I feel like I have to give the libs the bare minimum credit for actually trying to impeach impeach him for something real and fascist he did instead of some Russiagate bullshit where they're mad he isn't sending more money and weapons to literal nazis in 
like last time
Of course I expect the majority of warmongering dem politicians to oppose this because they hate Iran way more than they even pretend to hate Trump
I agree, it is better than the vast majority of them doing literally nothing other than whining about how they can't do anything, and 'hello fellow kids' level insanely out of touch 'zingers' with 'catchphrases'.
So the bar has now ticked up from 'in hell' to 'one centimeter less in hell.'
would be really funny if it worked this time
Time's up Donny! The American people are about to find out that you're a big doo-doo head who is not good at imperialism. There will be hearings but not like last time. No, this time there will military experts. The guy who did Highway of Death will testify, under oath, that you're a big doo-doo head who is not good at imperialism. Once the American People see that, it's over. They will not tolerate a big doo-doo head who is bad at imperialism. They're going to wait under 2028 and then they will vote like hell. Once you're out we'll have a real president like Gavin Newsome who is not a big doo-doo head and is good at imperialism. Then America will truly be great again.
Norman Schwarzkopf, welcome to the resistance 
Surely he won't be able to wriggle his way out of THIS jam!
3?! I thought they tried to impeach him like 10 times now.
Nope, this is the third time.
Technically, he has been impeached twice, as that specifically means the House has voted to remove him, that is actually what impeached means, but the Senate refused to remove him from office both times.
I was wondering what the hell the point of this even was.
DANG this time they'll get him!!! how will he recover from his second impeachment??? ignore the official congressional scolding and continue out his term with full support of the republican party?!! 
What's the difference between his attack on Iran vs the drone strikes Obama did in Yemen?
There also wouldn't be any consequences if Trump orders a drone strike on every person who voted to impeach him because the Supreme Court said he could do that.
Waaaaow im
ment!!!!
TONIGHT ON SURVIVOR:
DONAKD TRUMP IS FACED WITH THE ULTIMATE QUESTION:
Is this loss?
That's it! Drumf is finished!
I'm sure it will work this time, libs!
The walls are closing in this time, Donny Boy
what would he ever do if he was impeached (which i think was already killed by the dems anyway)? the shame alone would probably cause him constipation for a day or two
Dems got it this time, no doubt about it
lmaoooooo fantastic trolling by rep green
Next time he'll face immarioment
But when he faces imluigiment is when it gets interesting
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