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[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago

Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

[-] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 23 points 3 weeks ago
[-] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

You could tell me that was somebody from the 1980's WWF and I'd totally believe you. Like, a cross between Captain Lou and Tugboat.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Entry to US denied

[-] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it's being censored?

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

My bad! Here you go, king.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Gonna send this to my mate (he is going to the US for a business trip next week)

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You're such a good friend! Also, send him these dubious blankets for me. Tell him they're from your good pal, Jeffery.

[-] xorollo@leminal.space 2 points 3 weeks ago

Is that a hairy butt pasted over the decolletage?

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

LOL! I did think of it, but you'll be pleased to know it's Actual Boobage™ this time. You can stare at the JDMoobs in peace.

[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Should have a bubble saying " Have you thanked him yet?"

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago
[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago

OMG the total opposite of this scene in The Simpsons

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 weeks ago

"Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!"

"What was his problem?"

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

"If you were Justin and your hands were on fire, where would you go?"

"A gay bar."

"I'm being serious here, where would he actually go?"

"I am serious; a gay bar."

cut to Justin, whose hands are on fire

"Flamers? Surely someone in there could help."

2 seconds later

"Oh my god! All those dudes wanted to have sex with me!"

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 weeks ago

“Enjoy your death trap ladies!”

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

There's something not quite right about this place....

This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit!

[-] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago

Have fun in your death trap fellas.

[-] sexy_peach@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

Where is that from?

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

At lesbian board game night

As all good stories start

[-] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago

Oh man, that’s awful, where is it? So I can avoid it 👀

[-] Laser@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

Probably any furniture store

[-] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

So many roommates!

[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

When you realize only 'leather world' might have the sofa you wanted

[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 3 points 3 weeks ago

If you ask, maybe some of them are willing to be your couch.

[-] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 2 points 3 weeks ago

Welcome to The Blue Oyster Bar.

El Bimbo starts playing 🎶

[-] loomy@lemy.lol 1 points 3 weeks ago

don't give up

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

What’s the fashion rule here? Half the people are wearing the same silly 3 strap “top”?

Are these random straps of leather appealing to this scene?

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

it's a common bondage harness. There's effectively 2 styles for men, unless you get one custom made. Kind of upsets me a bit, because I can't find one I like that isn't rediculously expensive.

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Is there a functional purpose because aesthetically it’s goofy as hell.

[-] Rooty@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

It's so the guy behind you has a better grip.

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

clip a leash on and take one home :3

[-] stinky@redlemmy.com -5 points 3 weeks ago

why are they all out of shape

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 3 weeks ago

There not tho

[-] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world -4 points 3 weeks ago
[-] stinky@redlemmy.com 0 points 3 weeks ago

strange anti-American hatred. i would have expected it under a meme with overweight people, not underweight. are you familiar with US culture?

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 3 points 3 weeks ago

Fucking hell none of those people are underweight?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though

Average sedentary white dudes, sure

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 points 3 weeks ago

The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

[-] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

Also, out of shape people have the right to be kinky too.

[-] stinky@redlemmy.com -4 points 3 weeks ago

this person does not work out

[-] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.

[-] stinky@redlemmy.com -1 points 3 weeks ago

are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape

this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2025
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