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Wild caught bass (hexbear.net)
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[-] huf@hexbear.net 52 points 2 weeks ago

i hope they put a singing bass mechanism inside it

[-] gramxi@hexbear.net 39 points 2 weeks ago

use AI deepfake to make your dead friend sing "Take Me to the River"

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 33 points 2 weeks ago

So uh is, is his soul trapped in there? Because those button eyes are haunting

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Big Robert the Doll energy coming off that thing.

[-] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 2 weeks ago

Most cursed blahaj

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago

Ngl, if the assignment was "turn an army uniform into a bass", he'd get an A in my book

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago

When my grandma passed we gave her shirts to a woman who made teddy bears out of it, so I can see this, but it's still weird it's a fish and for a dead troop.

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago

kelly Bass-ed

(I know, wrong pronunciation, deal with it)

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

Text-only pun, impressive

[-] miz@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago
[-] 0__0@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

Ellis sleeps with the fishes

[-] uSSRI@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

Moist69swag

[-] SamotsvetyVIA@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

You forgot your :kelly: King

Kinda insensitive when you realize he drowned trying to sexually assault a bass in the US Naval base in Atlantis.

[-] Lenins_Sabocat@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 2 weeks ago

ACAB includes this Bass.

[-] userofnames@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

reminds a little bit of those canoes they made of bombs in cambodia

[-] RangeFourHarry@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago
this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2025
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