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[-] cRazi_man@europe.pub 10 points 2 weeks ago

I identify as electrical (pronouns: zip/zap).

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

I was actually raised by a single umpire and everyone just assumed I would turn out umpire too but I'm actually electrical

[-] bampop@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Nobody is born an umpire, you become an umpire if you get bitten by one but umpire parents always have electrical babies

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Same, literally 😅 its my job

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 5 points 2 weeks ago

What are they implying with that wide-ass door for women?

[-] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

I don’t like yo mama jokes. I just think about them.

But seriously, strollers and wheelchairs.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

It’s probably for ADA compliance

[-] Hux@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

If it were for ADA compliance, the “Umpires” door would need a Braille sign.

[-] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

ADA compliance most likely. If you look closely, everything on the Umpire door is also in Braille.

[-] joella@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

gasp there's a transformer in the electrical bathroom!

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

"My name is Optimus Prime..."

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

The Monty Hall Bathroom Problem:

If you open one door, and the bathroom security guard shows you another, do you switch or not?

Can you find the One Unisex ~~Toilet~~ Throne to Rule Them All?

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

The other guard lies on even days.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

That 'Women' door be thicc tho

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Probably USA.

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

I’m tired of umpires being discriminated against! They are not “separate but equal”. I say we treat them like the humans they pretend to be.

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