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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 1 month ago

I could be okay, but I also wouldn't purposely get such a large space when I don't plan to fill it with stuff. Just give me space big enough for the matress and desk.

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 month ago

I love that you look at this and say "woah, that's way too much, I prefer less"

[-] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

If it means lower rent then hell yeah!

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

there are teensy tiny municipally-owned apartments available in a city near me for like 200€ per month and i'm absolutely planning to get one if i ever get an income, they're so smol that the "kitchen" is a recessed wardrobe with a sink and like 2 hotplates, which honestly considering how we have perfectly decent bags of frozen meals that you can just toss in a pot for 10 minutes is perfectly acceptable for a single-person household!

[-] De_Narm@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Ain't no home with enough open space for all kinds of push ups! If you're daring, you could even do other exercises too!

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago

Throw in a server rack and it’s perfect.

[-] mirisgaiss@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

hell, I wish I had something more like that and not a house full of shit I don't use most of the time.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[-] Tanoh@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Boink! Right into the pillar, again

[-] Szyler@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Just cut it down. /s

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[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago

Out of frame: a huge ass TV and a single armchair.

[-] arrow74@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Why have an armchair? Just roll the gaming chair over

[-] And009@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 month ago

This is my room, less space and bigger bed. More screens too ofc

[-] EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[-] telllos@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

This shit is putting men in a box and " hu duh, men basic, like dog"

[-] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

What would you add other than a better bed?

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

mini fridge for beer

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[-] Waldelfe@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

And tomorrow they'll post a picture of a 10,000$ gaming setup with LEDs and shit and claim that women can't possibly understand spending a ton of money on furniture and decorations.

Not to mention that this joke has been done to death. For years pictures of empty rooms with a matress have been posted to claim that "this is what men want". (Until next week, when we'll post a picture of a gaming room full of expensive furniture and elaborate decorations and claim that THIS is what men want, actually, for real, I swear.)

[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

To be fair, some women would say that too. There's so much room to build stuff and do projects! I could get so fucking irresponsible!

[-] superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Needs a motorcycle being rebuilt in it, with that much open space

[-] UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Cuts a Wall open, now i can park my car inside.

[-] Zacpod@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Not nearly enough screens.

[-] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago
[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

This may be too much even

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Low carbon footprint living gets way more hate than it should (and it shouldn't get any).

[-] rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 month ago
[-] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

It is just missing a cinder block nightstand and a dead plastic plant to tie the place together.

[-] blarghly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Dead plastic plant. For when you want everyone to know you are irresponsible, but without the responsibility

[-] banazir@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

I'm a responsible adult, which is why I only grow living plastic plants.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I mean I want a nice armoire too. Not for any particular reason besides bragging.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 1 month ago

I bet a Hot Wheels would roll real good on that floor.

[-] ElJefe@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Yep. It’s a start

[-] SHR@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

Ahh yes, someone decided to make a spot in the backrooms his home....nice 🤩🍺🍺🍺👍

[-] kieron115@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago

See, if you budget properly then you can afford to live on your own and have two beds!

[-] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 2 points 1 month ago

I'm too old to be getting down on the fucking ground like that. Needs a frame of cinder blocks and plywood.

[-] Blemgo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You should do that anyways. Bed frames exost for a reason: it helps to stop moisture building up on the underside of the mattress, and thus prevents mold.

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

That plus less bugs end up crawling across your face at night.

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I'm just thankful for any physical contact at this point.

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

To be fair, air mattresses are like shittier futons and don't get moldy because you're always moving them around.

Source: I used to live with this setup, only in a smaller room.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I just smother the bottom of my mattress with lotrimin and figure I'm good to go for a few years

[-] astutemural@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

Look at all the space for a mini painting station

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I wish I had this much room to practice the blade.

[-] capuccino@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I have that same inflatable mattress.

[-] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Especially the column in the middle, just cover it with wood and add various hooks, a transformer table (closed normally, open when you want to sip tea without display glow near you) and maybe something to make the space less open while sleeping. I dunno, a cloth instead of a wall.

And if this doesn't have a window, maybe not too good.

[-] zxqwas@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Twice as many mattreses as needed.

I'm a man and all I can see is all the dust this huge surface area will collect

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