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[-] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 82 points 6 months ago

"Jews are born from corpse sperm" sounds like some shit that would be too antisemitic for a nazi to say. Like that's some Russian tsar level antisemitism. Insane country making the sane Jews of the world look bad.

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 32 points 6 months ago

cool two truths and a lie for the kid when they're a teen:

my father was dead before i was conceived

he was a nazi

israel has the right to exist

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 70 points 6 months ago

Haim now faces an uphill battle to get approval to use his sperm to produce a grandchild. If she succeeds, her next challenge would be to find a woman to carry the child and raise it.

OK, that's slightly less bad than the headline made it sound, but still

[-] pierre_delecto@hexbear.net 30 points 6 months ago

OMG I see what you mean 😐

What a headline lol

[-] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 29 points 6 months ago

Yeah, I was concerned this was going a different way but I wouldn't have been surprised

[-] peppersky@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago

SHE'S NOT EVEN GOING TO RAISE IT HERSELF???

[-] christian@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It's a decent bit worse than how I read it because I assumed this was on behalf of a daughter-in-law, rather than hey ladies, would you be interested in my deceased son's semen? You look like the kind of woman who my son would have loved to posthumously impregnate. No, it's not what it sounds like at all - I already filled out all the paperwork to get the approval! All the legwork is already taken care of! All you need to do is conceive the child and raise it.

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[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 67 points 6 months ago

I can't fucking believe western media wrote "harvested sperm" without thinking about how fucking psychotic that sounds. It could be described in so many other ways that make it sound less horrible but they really went for "harvesting" something from a corpse.

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 43 points 6 months ago

Israelis would rather have a racially pure child from corpse sperm than adopt any one of the millions of orphan children around the world

I would rather they don't have kids AND don't adopt them

[-] OrionsMask@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Don't give them ideas. Those orphans deserve better than to end up as zionists.

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

uh what's the "sane" (for lack of a better term) way to describe getting sperm out of a dead body for the purpose of conception?

[-] fox@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

Collecting or rescuing probably

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[-] Blakey@hexbear.net 64 points 6 months ago

mistakenly identified as a terrorist

Yeah, they saw that he was unarmed and incapable of fighting back which is the #1 way an Israeli soldier identifies a "valid" target

[-] hello_hello@hexbear.net 54 points 6 months ago

To mitigate these issues, Savitsky believes that young men should be asked whether they would want their sperm to be posthumously retrieved before they enter army service, but said the ministry of defense may be wary of implementing this as it could dent troop morale.

Lmao fucking cult ass society, in a league of their own.

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 41 points 6 months ago

Why not just humously get a sperm sample?

[-] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

You'll put the Kum Kollection Korps out of work

[-] Pentacat@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

Not sick enough.

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 48 points 6 months ago
[-] MizuTama@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

Someone needs to larp in the anti natalist spaces as a necronatalist.

[-] bananon@hexbear.net 47 points 6 months ago

This is literally the 40k meme of extracting the sacred balls of fallen space marines

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[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 44 points 6 months ago

In Israel, extracting sperm from a dead body is permitted, but there is no law that clearly defines the process of using the sperm for the purpose of producing offspring.

“In Israeli law, we don’t have a law for this procedure,” Nily Shatz, Haim’s lawyer, said, adding that family courts have only approved posthumous use of sperm by parents of the deceased to produce a child twice in the past; however, the second case was later overturned after an appeal brought by the state. “All the other cases were rejected.”

What. The. Fuck!? They take the sperm, but have no laws to allow it to be used!? THEY TAKE THE SPERM AND HAVE NO LEGAL USE FOR IT!?!?

WHY THE FUCK DO THEY TAKE THE SPERM THEN!!??

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago

Oh so that's why Sabra tastes so weird

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago

The love of the game

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

i must assume people are just going for it rather than seeking approval?

[-] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

Caviar is becoming rarer and there are increasing ethical objections. However molecular gastronomy and cold oil spherification techniques have advanced significantly.

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 38 points 6 months ago

Dr. Jordan Peterson personally swooped into the battlefield with the tactical milking kit and got that precious seed in time.

[-] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 36 points 6 months ago
[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 36 points 6 months ago

The colonial situation dehumanizes the colonizer, example number 1000000

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 33 points 6 months ago

amazing advancements in language efficiency as 14 words have been shortened to 5

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 36 points 6 months ago

"{Did|1} {they|2} {save|3} {his|4} {cum|5}?!"

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 33 points 6 months ago

I know it's beside the point, but it's wild that forensic examination of bodies is considered to be desecrating a corpse, but you can just do this. Like, how can you possibly tell me that this is more in line with the Torah than even a superficial examination to determine the cause of death of a murder victim? Especially if there is no prior consent on the part of the recently deceased.

[-] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 30 points 6 months ago

Children of the dead seed let's fucking goooo.

TBH while I think it's a bit ghoulish I could see why someone might want to do this if their SO died before they had a chance to breed if that's what they both wanted prior. It could almost be sweet I suppose.

Harvesting the sperm of your child and then hunting for a willing mother is kinda fucked up though, there have to be healthier ways to grieve than this.

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

Who needs tomes and volumes of history? Children are dying. The injustices of the world hide in those three words

[-] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

Did you know that we too left civilization behind? The scribblers were closing in on all sides, you see. The clerks with their purple tongues and darting eyes, their shuffling feet and sloped shoulders, their bloodless lists. Oh, measure it all out! Acceptable levels of misery and suffering!’ The cane swung down, thumped hard on the ground. ‘Acceptable? Who the fuck says any level is acceptable? What sort of mind thinks that?’ Karsa grinned. ‘Why, a civilized one.’


legit the mbotf is a masterwork and Ericson's unending compassion for people that comes through was a significant for me developing a healthier view on human foibles.

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[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

I mean, I don't give it long before the mothers become the mothers.

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[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago

Just waiting for that "What monsters have our precious values made us" moment to arrive but it never comes.

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago

You know what else has a drive to keep growing? Cancer.

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[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

Israeli Jack Sparrow says "Why is the cum always gone?"

[-] peppersky@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

Deeply deeply sick society and culture

[-] jack@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

Your son is a loser and his genes deserve to die with him.

[-] Pentacat@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

Funny she wants to perpetuate the organization that killed her son by producing a grandson.

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