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[-] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 week ago
[-] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Ass is a terrible name for a pet.

[-] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

But pussy isn't!

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago
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[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago
[-] m4xie@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago
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[-] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

Mini wheats isn't a terrible name for a guinea pig

[-] punkwalrus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

It's awesome, actually, like a pun on the sound they make.

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[-] fubarx@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago
[-] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago
[-] marighost@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago

40 minutes later, how you doing pal?

[-] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

I be good, thanks for checking in. I am old. It’s medicine now.

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[-] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Username checks out

Happy cake day!

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

5 guys burger with two patties, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, and bbq sauce on a brioche bun (order number 44)

[-] fox2263@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
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[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago

Look at cute little Ibuprofin!

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Guinea Pig.

[-] hubobes@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Hi Adobo 🥰

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Lacey's macadamia and milk chocolate toffee cookies

[-] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Lil tater tot is lookin cute as hell over there. However, I consider guinea pigs to be part of the “hamster family” so I do not want to get any where near it. Absolutely evil creatures. Never trust a hamster.

[-] Machinist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

What did the bad hamster do to you?

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[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I think "Meatloaf" is a great name for a chubby guinea pig.

[-] krow@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
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[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

I literally just ate a huge burrito sold as "the space shuttle". How about Mr. Shuttle?

[-] SoloCritical@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I would literally die for Capn Crunch.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Why would I eat a guinea pig’s name?

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[-] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago
[-] NotACentrifugalBird@infosec.pub 3 points 1 week ago

Chana masala

[-] craigers@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

His name is cheese and he has a brother named Salami. It's important for guinea pigs to have a playmate or they get depressed.

[-] DaneGerous@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Entire family size bag of Doritos.

[-] laserm@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
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[-] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Rib sammich

[-] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

A bag of dicks

[-] tryagain@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Yoghurt. The Schwartz is strong with this one.

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[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

His name is Hot Dog and he is beautiful.

[-] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago
[-] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago
[-] JakenVeina@midwest.social 2 points 1 week ago

Bacon Cheeseburger.

[-] Snowies@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago
[-] NastyNative@mander.xyz 2 points 1 week ago
[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
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[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Cheez-it

Not a bad name XD

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