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[-] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 10 points 6 days ago

"I swear I'm not dead!"

"Yea we don't care, you smell dead and it's disgusting, leave until you take a bath"

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Moving means partly alive, but partly alive means mostly dead, so off you go!

[-] arsCynic@beehaw.org 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

What the hell happened to the ant? My god I dislike cliffhangers.

[-] Dadifer@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

It says at the end. It hung out in the graveyard, then went back to work.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 6 days ago

So It was all a convoluted plan to take a few days off, what a slacker!

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 120 points 1 week ago

I think a living human who smelled like a rotting corpse would be forced to go away from other people too.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 week ago

Was this a House episode?

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago

Probably not getting buried, though.

Probably.

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[-] TheFogan@programming.dev 84 points 1 week ago

Could you imagine the confusion if you are used to it though... you've considered this scent to mean dead your whole life. would be kind of like as a human noticing your heart isn't beating, your skin is pale... realizing you are in a coffin and everyone's performing a service... hmm... guess I am dead. course I guess that's kind of the difference is humans aren't so accepting of things. we could be unable to move, realize we are looking from the perspective of our head, which is on the ground 2' away from the rest of our body and our first thought would be, "Hey can you hear me? Hello!!.

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 39 points 1 week ago

Depends on the human. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotard%27s_syndrome

Side note: I am furious that I wasn't able to find the name of this syndrome without ChatGPT. Is this a skill issue or are traditional search engines (in this case DuckDuckGo) just completely useless now?

[-] Randomocity@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago

I googled "human thinks he's dead" and that Wikipedia page was the first result

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 1 week ago

well "skill issue" was one of the options so it might be that

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[-] Tithen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago

🤷‍♂️

[-] knatschus@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 week ago

Pretty much the whole Internet got worse in the last decade. Search engines are a pain to use nowadays.

[-] match@pawb.social 11 points 1 week ago

duckduckgo has become pretty worthless for search, ecosia is slightly better i think but without the privacy benefits. i have a local llm running in koboldcpp that i use if i really need to just bounce words off something while it nods along

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[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 1 week ago

"Ed Wilson"

More commonly known as E. O. Wilson in his publications. Highly important scientist. Postulated that humans are eusocial creatures similar to ants, termites, seahorses, and naked mole rats because we follow a hierarchical pecking order.

Read his book "The Social Conquest of Earth" if this intrigues you.

[-] Fleur_@aussie.zone 2 points 6 days ago

Lions are eusocial

[-] Genius@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago

because we follow a hierarchical pecking order.

Not the anarchists

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[-] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago
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[-] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Postulated that humans are eusocial creatures similar to ants, termites, seahorses, and naked mole rats because we follow a hierarchical pecking order.

Source? Eusociality does not involve any sort of 'hierarchical pecking order'. The requirements are co-operative childcare, overlapping generations and division of labour.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

smells itself

eh I guess I died....

[-] moseschrute@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You have a spray bottle of oleic acid

Who do you spray: Trump, JD Vance, RFK jr or Caroline Leavitt

[-] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

For humans, I heard it say to use butyric acid.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago
[-] moseschrute@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Yeah be he’s already half dead from the worm

[-] protist@mander.xyz 24 points 1 week ago

E.O. Wilson is a monster scientist. His book "The Ants" is mind-bogglingly thorough

[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago

Also, Social Conquest of Earth.

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[-] scytale@piefed.zip 16 points 1 week ago

I wonder what will happen if they put that chemical into an insecticide spray.

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[-] Litebit@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

why doesn't the ant that was sprayed on carry itself away.

[-] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 week ago

It would be inappropriate for a dead ant to move.

[-] cicadagen@ani.social 7 points 6 days ago

They must ~~rest~~ live in peace.

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

fist time in earth history to get a day off

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