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You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!

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[-] pticrix@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

We know we can. But it gives me this "Old Wise Owl" look. Puffy eyebrows

[-] Fuckswearwords@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

You forgot the red circles around the ears.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

And nostrils. My life is regret.

[-] cRazi_man@europe.pub 2 points 1 week ago

Hot take: men's barbers should have jurisdiction over all these areas as routine grooming.

[-] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

I've heard some Turkish barbers use fire for this.

First time I went to my last barber, he was almost done cutting my hair and said "do you want me to trim your eyebrows?"

I said, "hmm, no, I think they're alright."

He stared for a couple seconds. Then said, "...Imma trim them." And that's how I got my first eyebrow trim.

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

At the barbershop I went to regularly, the women barbers would ask if I wanted my eyebrows trimmed and I always declined. One visit a guy cuts my hair and trims them without asking. What the he'll was I thinking? I no longer look like the Winter Warlock

[-] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Next time do the ears and nose too. Your partner will appreciate it.

[-] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Daily shave? No, I'm a man, I have a big fucking bushy beard. Shaving would get me thrown out of the tacticalbeardownersclub. 🧔‍♀️

[-] Iapetus@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago

What's tactical about your beard? Are you hiding a swiss army chin full of knives or something?

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

For a lot of large beard guys, it’s their entire personality

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Sir I have spent over 200 dollars on various pretentious oils. Allow me to simulate a personality. I have literally paid the fee.

[-] frog@feddit.uk 0 points 1 week ago

It camouflages my multiple chins.

[-] sugarfoot00@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

And as a fellow fat faced fella, it is the only way to establish a jawline.

[-] Roopappy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I remember when I was a beginner old person, I was getting a haircut from a guy (a rarity at the barbershop I go to), and he asked me if I wanted to trim up my eyebrows.

I was a little confused, because I thought that was something like a spa treatment, and I was worried he wanted to overdo me and I'd have like, that drawn-on eyebrows style. "I dunno, do I need it?"

"It's just grooming, dude." He said. That always stuck with me. It is just grooming, dude.

[-] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Just grooming. That's good advice. We old bastards should trim everything. I didn't realize I had a wired chest patch that would stick out of my t-shirt. Once my wife pointed it out I look way less stupid.

[-] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Do most younger men groom eyebrows these days?

I stopped needing regular haircuts almost a decade ago

[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I stopped needing regular haircuts almost a decade ago

What does this mean? Did your hair stop growing or did you just adopt a job/lifestyle where you don't care how long or uneven it is?

[-] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

I stopped growing hair and now I shave my head.

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Shaving your head is technically a haircut.

[-] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Perhaps, but in my mind a haircut is a service you pay for. You go somewhere for a haircut, you cut your hair at home.

[-] cattywampas@midwest.social 2 points 1 week ago

My barber trims up my eyebrows every time I get a haircut.

[-] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Mine, too, and when he doesn't I ask him to do it. Literally shaves ten years off my face.

[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 2 points 1 week ago

I trim my nose and ear hair, my wife plucks the big ones on my ears, but I do not touch my big beautiful bushy eyebrows. I have eyebrow one hair so long I’ve named it.

[-] DrDickHandler@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Pretty fucking disgusting.

[-] pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

Smells like weak browed bitch in here. At least your name is not "DrFemaleBodyInspector" or sth like that but still, boomer ass name, smh...

[-] Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Ha, jokes on you, i haven't shaved or cut my hair in years! My eyebrows however get a daily pluck. Can't get my beauty sleep with my eye mustaches touching my pillow.

[-] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

i dont cut my hair or beard im going for that crazy mountain man that eats raw racoon look yk

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

Eyebrows are the secret source of my power.

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Jeremy Clarkson gets his eyebrows trimmed

Good thing I've noted this now and shall keep an eye out as mine get more unruly

[-] match@pawb.social -1 points 1 week ago

but old man eyebrows are hot

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago

My entire body except for my crotch is in the red circle. And my eyebrows? Sometimes I like to brush them up so they look even more bushy

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