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[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Where my Luigis at?

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 47 points 2 days ago

You think you just fell out of a coconut tree? «Xanax laugh»

The enigma of success in an industry that has no franchise value in which you live and what came before you.

[-] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 41 points 2 days ago
[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 39 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

'the enigma of success in an industry that has no franchise value'

Motherfucker what does that mean? You're bad at branding? Your perception as an industry positive is low among consumers because of your hostile stance toward your own customers? That's because the things that make you the most money and secure your future involve dicking people over. So you have no incentive to change. Is this what you're saying? So no matter how good you do it's still bad for your franchise so you must commence layoffs to push even more profit? That about cover it?

Regardless, I'm so glad capitalism has decided that these subsequent layoffs are no-one's fault.

luigi-dance

[-] sodium_nitride@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

I read the article and the gist of the word salad nonsense nadia or whatever is saying is that they laid off employees cause they think they will replace them with AI.

That and they don't care about the cancelled projects because those probably aren't expected to bring in money.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Installing Linux is the enigma of franchise value. shrux

[-] IWW4@lemmy.zip 33 points 2 days ago
[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago

It means we've gotta start killing more CEOs.

[-] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

it means we are way past revolution time sadness

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

i think it's CEO for "please kill me you'd be doing everyone a favor if you killed me"

[-] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

"We are the music makers. We are the dreamers of dreams."

[-] Maturin@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

who's ever heard of a schnozberry?

[-] Cimbazarov@hexbear.net 38 points 2 days ago

Big tech CEO's deserve a special kind of hell

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago

🎶 There will be no punishment eternal
For the greedy parasite,
Unless we build our own inferno
To extract what's ours by right. 🎶

[-] djsaskdja@reddthat.com 16 points 2 days ago

I don’t care what version of the afterlife they end up in as long as they get there as soon as possible.

[-] gueybana@hexbear.net 40 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Someone from the magical pixie death machine of kkkapitalism explain to me what the fuck that even means

[-] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 33 points 2 days ago

M$ wants more profit with less people.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The horizons of our enigmas are the synergies that shape the initiatives of tomorrow

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

“Start your own businesses, poors! I’m too eepy to put you to work.”

Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

down to 'the enigma of success in an industry that has no franchise value'

And I feel like I’M the second coming of BMF. What the fuck is this supposed to mean?

[-] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago

Ghoul shit.

[-] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago

Apparently LLMs love to use "enigma" (and pedophiles, i guess) and he's an AI addict, so take your pick on whether you think he even wrote that message (and who he's fucking when it's not the employees).

[-] BynarsAreOk@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Apparently LLMs love to use "enigma"

picard-annoyed "tapestry" is definitely an AI word

Not realy sure this AI detector shit is that easy and that is why AI sucks so much too IMO.

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