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[-] sundray@lemmus.org 58 points 2 weeks ago

Okay you say that now, but what happens when you get folded over and thrown in a bag and--

You know what, I'm just going to stop right there.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 13 points 2 weeks ago

Then, suddenly after being carried for a while you stop and in the darkness of the bag something smoothly enters your nice little power hole. After a while you're pulled out of the bag and someone starts rapidly poking stuff into all your ports, and you're nearly there as someone reaches our and gently starts touching your keys-

I'm also gonna stop, I'm now afraid of myself and what I was capable of creating

[-] individual@toast.ooo 35 points 2 weeks ago

this is what docking stations are for

[-] Sp00kyB00k@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Dock me baby

[-] Beacon@fedia.io 33 points 2 weeks ago

Macbook air can't even understand

[-] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago

Where there is a hole there is a way.

[-] three@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 weeks ago

macbook getting cucked

pottery

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty sure that's a 15" Pro not an Air, that comes with twice as many ports standard. Of course they were all Thunderbolt 3 lol.

But these are out of production anyway. Newer ones have more port choice again. Airs still only get thunderbolt 4.

[-] remon@ani.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Newer ones have more port choice again.

There is no choice though, you can't keep it TB4 only like the older models or the air, you're forced to have a bunch of legacy ports.

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

I clearly meant there's just more ports. Framework aside, you've never really been able to choose your own ports.

The Pro still has TB4 too, in addition to the legacy ports.

[-] Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

every holes a goal? (non gross version)

[-] dickalan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

*impossible

[-] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago

Smooth like a Ken doll.

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Why cables when wireless protocols do trick?

[-] Beacon@fedia.io 16 points 2 weeks ago

Let's not rehash that argument. Use what works for you and let other people use what works for them. There is no right and wrong way that works for everyone

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Agreed, just trying to post in the shitposting spirit 🤣

I have a MacBook Pro and use a CalDigit TS4 hub because I need more ports.

[-] Beacon@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago

Woah that's an expensive dock! What do you need it for?

[-] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Macbooks refuse to connect to more than one display over a USB-C dock, meaning you have to purchase a thunderbolt dock.

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Two 4K monitors, a mic, a camera*, a personal yubikey, a work yubikey, an iPhone charging puck, and a spare port to occasionally charge the keyboard or trackpad.

*despite being TB4, the dock’s bandwidth is insufficient for a 4k camera stream running through an Elgato Camlink, so my dock (ascrono vertical docking station) has one of its ports going to the cam and the other to the hub. I’m convinced there isn’t a hub on the market that supports my requirements.

[-] Honytawk@feddit.nl 2 points 2 weeks ago

Because I rather not have environmental damaging batteries in every device I use when my laptop has a big enough one to power them all and is close by at all times anyway.

Seriously, wireless protocols over a distance of <1 meter are worthless and unnecessary.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 18 points 2 weeks ago

I/Ohhhhhh yeah!

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 12 points 2 weeks ago

I do wish I had as many more useful holes. I only have 7. Right?

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

we established in another thread that the number of holes on a person is difficult to calculate, it needs a biologist and a topologist working together.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago

If you count pores its a big job.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

actually, pores are just dents

[-] Carvex@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

So then I’m just a lips and asshole donut?

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I don't know, and the reason I don't know is that the ear nose and throat system is too complex to figure out in my head in terms of how many holes it has, if any.

[-] Carvex@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Fair enough, I’m no holologist

[-] Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

a worm that grew arms and legs

Get 2 micropenis men. Enjoy your double nose job.

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Those are rookie numbers

[-] Luci@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

Interface all my ports baby

[-] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Anime pfp ☑️

Degenerate sexual something ☑️

Something racist ❌

I will take it.

[-] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 0 points 2 weeks ago

Racism unites people as well

Everyone shares hate

[-] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

An RJ45 cable doesn't feel great..

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Lies. I was covered in custard and then whipped with a rj45 just last night, and it felt scrumptious!!

[-] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

If it has the little bar that prevents it from being pulled out, something will be ripped off

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 0 points 2 weeks ago

They can also be used to make a traditional Czech Easter whip

Pic

More photos & guide (Czech)

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 points 2 weeks ago

Oh get over yourself, it's just some spanking tradition, ..🫩

[-] confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you for the particular feeling of fucked up laughter I didn't know i needed this morning.

[-] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

How do I change the USB notification sound to animeSqueak.mp3? Asking for a friend

[-] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

ThinkPad life!

[-] SnekZone@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

God is dead

[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The desk clutter for this setup makes my eye twitch. I’d rather have 1 or 2 cords connected and a dock tucked away.

Edit: Ports good for flexibility on the go. But at home, I don’t want a rat’s nest of cables. Cable management is what separates us from the animals.

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