Michael Cera. He does a good job, but the whole time you're waiting for him to do his "awkward teenager" character.
Steven Segal
Genuinely bad suggestion, ought to be top comment. Everyone else is just doing lateral stuff that would actually make a great movie
DJ Qualls:
I'd watch that though.
Steven Segal
Adam Sandler
I mean, he's done serious acting and been phenomenal at it.
Watch Uncut Gems if you don't believe me that his range is incredible.
Only problem is his age would mean you'd have to set him as a retired or M-style Bond.
Honestly, a Bond that survived, became the leadership at MI6 and got drawn back into the field could be a great movie.
Edit: this made me rewatch The Man From Uncle when I realized I was describing a certain character. Put him in one of those roles and I think he'd nail it.
Or not, suave might be outside his range after all 🤷♂️
Danny Davito
I legit had to check if there was a "wrong answers only" modifier.
I thought it was WORST, not BEST!
Tommy Wiseau (the "oh hi mark" guy)
Bobcat goldthwait
Whoopie Goldberg
Larry David.
Imagine him losing his shit over the smallest incovenience and start cursing all over the bond girl
“Come on. You have me tied down to a table with a laser slowly moving towards me, do you really need your henchmen wearing tuxedos? Look at him, it doesn’t match what is happening right now, why is he so dressed up? Plus he looks uncomfortable. He can barely move around cause it’s not even fitted well to him.
Come on. Let him wear something more casual. He’s already doing all your dirty work, risking his life. He can wear something more loose fitting.
Oh I’m being an asshole? You think I’m the one that’s… well then ask him. Go ahead and ask him what he would actually prefer and do it without a threatening tone and let’s see what he says.”
I can't decide if Danny DeVito would be perfect or awful for this, but it'd be hella entertaining.
Rowan Atkinson
You had to pick the worst, not the best!
Yeah, Johnny English is pretty decent.
Black Adder will always be better than any Bond
Joe Pesci, circa 1995
Joe Bond: You hear a little girl, Moneypenny? Where's the big tough guy who told my friend to shove his pen up his ass? *more stabbing*
Q: Sir, please... *choke* I was just explaining... *cough* the pen's unique bidet feature...
Joe Bond: Bidet feature? You made me pop your eye outta your head over a fuckin' BIDET FEATURE? You dumb motherfucker!
Q: Sir, I apologise, but if you just... *splutter* use the pen's other feature, the wound-cauterising laser, I might yet... *gasp* live...
I would love a Tommy Wiseau attempt at Bond. Holy shit it would be amazing.
Ronald Reagan. not like when he was alive either.
dig up his corpse and make the fuckin movie.
Daniel Craig was perfect for that. Worst Bond ever.
Clint Barton was the worst Avenger casting, he's perfect for Craig's shoes.
gal gadot
My pick for the new James Bond
Rob Schneider
I thought of another one:
Melissa McCarthy and Amy Schumer are...Jane Bond(s)
(Because they rebooted it, and now there are two of them, but they're ladies with vaginas. But they totally still fart and stuff, too!)
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