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Guys, I dont think he is doing ok.
(hexbear.net)
He is looking for new child prey
Diddler on the roof
I hate myself for not coming up with this one. God dammit.
Call me nostalgic but not long ago the president wandering around on the roof of the white house and when he's asked what he's doing he screams 'NUCLEAR WEAPONS' would have caused the stock market to collapse
Believe it or not, bullish.
There's a dang cheeto ~~in~~ on the white house.
GODDAMN IT ANDOR! TAKE THE BLOODY SHOT!!
Wandering around aimlessly is a sign of dementia
or a new yorker 
it's not surprising that the city that never sleeps suffers from dementia 😔
DO A FLIP
I do this at work when i'm depressed, too. Safety never goes all the way to the roof unless they have to so i can take my hard hat off and stare into the void
Finding a secluded area to hit my DMT pen during the lunch rush
I'm saying this as someone who does full shatter dabs at work: "The fuck can you work on DMT?"
The machine elves are really good teammates, great problem solvers
It's over in minutes. It was known as the "businessman's trip."
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I think this is related to him doing renovations on the White House. There was some talk about building a new expansion on the White House (a ball room?). In boomer logic, you have to stand on top of the roof to envision a new construction project. He yelled something to the press about spending his own money to benefit the country. I'm not sure why the press was there.
It's a funny pic, but it's definitely pretty normal "boomer doing home renovations" behavior.
Makes perfect sense and yeah, they're adding a huge new ballroom that deforms the White House like a tumor on a rat.
Everything’s wrong. The stress of the Epstein files has caused me to go into a depression!
Depression? Isn’t that just a fancy word for feeling “bummed out?”
Vance you ignorant slut!
"Do a backflip!"
Dang, we don't have any Bender emotes.
Waiting for his lover to return from the sea.
She sits by her window.
She sips at her tea.
She waits for her love,
To return from the sea.
Her suitors come calling.
She watches the tides,
And all the while Violet bides.
En el muelle de San Blas 🎼🎶🎵
This reminds me of when I used to think bolded words in comic text were supposed to be strung together into secret messages
House of Leaves induced brainworms
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The Brandoning
“I’d love to just drive the hell out of here. Just get the hell out of this. I had such a good life. My life was great”
TFW you are becoming Joe Biden.
Brandon ass president
The brandonism will continue until America is built back great again, Jack
Thank you for your attention in this matter!
He kinda like me. Just wants to climb up top and look at a thing
when u realize the call from an network of wealthy pedophiles is coming from inside the house, from your private line, and you're just leaving a VM on your own phone.
Jump motherfucker.
Jump
“Wtf where are all the snipers?”
It's All For You Grimace!! It's ALL FOR YOU!!!
"we totally could put up some beach chairs up here"
There's a horse on the roof of the hospital
Please please please please please please please
Can a man have a smoke break in peace!
He's just blazing like Wille Nelson and Jimmy Carter's brother
Perhaps 19th-century materials in the white house are off-gassing fumes that give that last push into more obvious dementia
Needed some fresh air
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