Passenger boat Chicago's Little Lady was hosting the 1:00 PM Chicago Architecture Foundation tour of the Chicago River. While passing under the bridge, the boat received the full contents of the tank on the seats of its open-roof terrace.

The boat's deck was swabbed by its crew, and service was resumed for its scheduled 3:00 PM tour.[12]

oh god, they went back into service after just getting soaked in a bus full of shit less than two hours ago? what the fuck

I love that the Onion wrote a story where it happened again just so they'd have an excuse to remind people that it happened.

Dave Matthews Band Apologizes After Tour Bus Dumps Another 800 Pounds Of Human Shit Onto Same Boat Full Of People

CHICAGO—Expressing their sincere regret for repeating the 2004 incident, representatives for Dave Matthews Band apologized Wednesday after their tour bus dumped another 800 pounds of human shit on the same architecture boat cruise from 14 years ago. “On behalf of Dave and the rest of the crew, I’m here to stress how sorry we are for any emotional harm that we might have caused the victims by once again unloading half a ton of our band’s excrement onto their cruise boat,” said tour manager Bryan Stewart, noting that while band members knew they were playing with fire when they decided to unload their septic tank into the Chicago River, none had expected the exact same set of individuals would be traveling beneath the Kinzie Street Bridge at the exact moment the foul-smelling torrent of feces hit the water. “Now, some might argue that after being caught once in a cascading slurry of brownish-yellow fecal matter, these specific people would have been wiser to avoid Chicago architecture cruises entirely. But obviously, the blame falls squarely on us. We thought we learned a lot from this unfortunate accident, but clearly we didn’t learn enough.” At press time, band leader Dave Matthews had personally offered to provide free lifetime concert tickets to the victims if this somehow happened a third time.

Dropping some deep corgi lore here - about 15 years ago I dated someone that wanted me to come with them every summer to see him up in Wisconsin. Weekend long camping type thing.

3/10, the tailgating was fine, weed was good, but im just not a fan of Dave Matthew's nor do I enjoy massive crowds of thousands

it's already been a year since the last one?

real ones just call him Dave.