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Thesis: Incelposting
Antithesis:
What form of cursed synthisis could even form from this?
Volcel police
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
Hope you feel better.
Sorta-related story: I went to boarding school for the last two years of high school. It was a public co-ed school. Boys weren't allowed in the girls' dorms and vice versa (the gay kids just got to go to town). So the straight couples had to fuck outside. Number one place to have sex was on the top of this building with a gravel roof. My friend would come back to his room, sit in his chair, and then jump because he has a rock stuck in his ass.
i think i would've excelled (become a slut for a bunch of horny teenagers) in boarding school but unfortunately my parents' hated me 
Ayn Rand gays 
i once did hook up with an actual Ayn Rand gay (i should've known when we had been talking about books and he said Brandon Sanderson was his favorite fantasy author. sorry to any mistborn fans reading this but he is basically every centrist/libertarian/mormon's favorite fantasy author) but didn't realize it until i was at his place and looking at his bookshelf.
It felt so good to tell him i was a marxist & didn't think we would be compatible because of that when he hit me up a few days later but even then, I never blocked him because I am not a coward.
meanwhile i'm getting blocked for not mentioning politics at all, being fine with laying on a small blanket in wet grass while a tree branch occasionally drips on me, and giving great head. i can't fucking win on this gay ass earth 
Really does sound bicurious with a girlfriend or weird parents or something. Shit sucks fam
Having sex in the grass in the rain does kinda sound fun tho. I guess you just need to say you're gay Stalin maybe you'll find better people
Having sex in the grass in the rain does kinda sound fun tho.
it actually was because it was not humid & it only started actually raining heavily towards the end so the tree we were under sheltered us from most of it. although i will say the entire time i was thinking 'i'm gonna have a fucking tick on my scalp' everytime i laid back and felt my hair on the wet grass/leaves 
'umm so actually my roommate is watching TV and we have an open door policy
The fuck is that, is their roommate their parents
In 13 year vet of Grindr, I consider myself a power user, more hookups, hang outs, and friends made than I can count.
You got have more discriminating taste number one. You gotta be mad when these guys reveal that they are losers. Open door policy and roommates watching TV? He's a bitch boy who isn't even in control of his own bedroom. You need to look on these people with disgust. Carplay is a similar red flag.
Once you figured out somebody is disingenuous, a loser, or otherwise skeevy you have to block them. Don't engage, call them names, try to talk them into something else, argue, anything, just block and move on.
Grindr is a fucked up meat market, you either fuck or get fucked, play or get played. If you're into hookups you gotta stay one step ahead of these fucks because they will take advantage of you and leave you feeling shitty. you gotta have strict boundaries and standards and you have to bounce people the second they don't live up to your expectations. Instead of feeling horrible about being mistreated you will have blocked the problematic people and you will have more time to pursue the ones who are actually worth it
There's plenty of great sex to be had on Grindr but you won't get to have any of it if you let losers fuck you over in the rain. Only you can make the determination that you deserve better than that
i like getting fucked by losers in the rain i just don't like getting blocked by them afterwards when they were moaning in my ear about how bad they wanted me
You gotta be mad when these guys reveal that they are losers. Open door policy and roommates watching TV? He's a bitch boy who isn't even in control of his own bedroom. You need to look on these people with disgust. Carplay is a similar red flag.
real but it isn't like this dude specifically was a loser (weird 'roommate' excuse & the outside location notwithstanding); just slight loser vibes lol. and what the hell carplay can be fine if they are up-front about it, have a car that isn't tiny, and have a spot in mind that won't have a cop shining a flashlight on the foggy window. Getting 3/3 is usually impossible though so fair enough but I will never insta block anyone who is like "i can't host but can do carplay" lmao because at least they are giving an alternative option.
Also yeah this sounds like a bisexual guy with a girlfriend
Open door policy my ass, when the doors a rocking - DON'T COME A KNOCKING
thank you for saying it because i also thought it was probably the weirdest part of the whole thing. i'm like 80% sure he was just a bicurious dude with a girlfriend at this point because why tf would your roommate care and also i tend to attract those types like flies and also it is usually straight men who love to give hickies (why did i let him...why did i encourage it by saying 'give me a big one'...why did my manager at work ask to video call me today and spent the entire 15 minute call openly staring at it but refusing to mention it, actually based of her lol.........)
Yeah like I used to live with my gf in her home and I slept with her and her dad didn't care, so like I could see a dad being more upset over that than someone's roommate.
Amazing writing, you’re very funny, I’m laughing at every single paragraph,
so not really the notebook at all
I’m deceased.
Anyway hope you feel better soon, much love.
Fucking hell. I'm so glad I'm demisexual. You deserve better than this, dude.
Posts like these make me glad that I know personally enough horny gay men, I hope you'll have better luck in the future, you deserve better
An hour? Damn you're getting some good grinder dates
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