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[-] Beaver@hexbear.net 105 points 6 days ago

Do you even know who my dad is?!

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 56 points 6 days ago

My dad works at Nintendo. You are gonna regret this doggirl-smart

[-] hello_hello@hexbear.net 49 points 6 days ago

Son of mario-dance

Should probably get luigi-dance

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 40 points 6 days ago

This year's Drake V Kendrick fuckin' sucks.

"This is a two man race. You look tired already. It's just the second round." bruh what are these bars?

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 16 points 6 days ago
[-] machiabelly@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

He saw 16 inches when it was posted

We saw 16 MMs when it was roasted

big-cool

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 6 days ago

I wonder what's the equivalent of Not Like Us in this context

[-] oeverbloem@feddit.nl 10 points 6 days ago

The women of NYC aren’t afraid of Zohran…

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 37 points 6 days ago

Funny thing is that Mario Cuomo is closer to Mamdani than Andrew or his brother are politically. Still a lib but much better than his sons were.

[-] jjsandwich8@hexbear.net 36 points 6 days ago

This is some weird shit I would say to someone in tf2 12 years ago to try and intimidate them, wtf is this lmao

[-] footfaults@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 6 days ago

Kaaa-BEEEEWWWM

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 32 points 6 days ago

You look tired already. It's just the second round.

And you look like a stick of beef jerky did the nasty with a prune, Andy. Don't throw stones out of your glass house.

[-] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 29 points 6 days ago

Ignoring all the other stupidity; this is NOT a two man race! There are at least four candidates.

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 28 points 6 days ago
[-] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 6 days ago

it's-a-me! an-dy-rew!

[-] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 21 points 6 days ago

"it'd be a shame if something were ta happen to ya dwog"

[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 21 points 6 days ago

This guy is going to lose to Eric Adams. His main competition is Curtis Sliwa.

[-] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

he's gonna need a better hat if he even wants to stand a chance

[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago
[-] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago

Coummu of course! This is the hat to beat:

And these are the cats to beat:

Cumuo may be of woman born, but does he have a hat? much less a million cats to pee on it?

No competition.

[-] deforestgump@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago
[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago

This man is no mere ranger!

[-] john_brown@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago

I hope somebody calls Cuomo to tell him some dumb asshole is tweeting really embarrassing shit on his account

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

Bing bing wahoo! Im the son of a-Mario, yipper!!

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 75 points 1 week ago

Nietzsche won. The aristocratic mode of valuation clearly is hegemonic if "Hey everyone! Remember, I come from a political dynasty! That's your reminder that I'm good!" is even close to a convincing campaign message. Every society in which that's a reasonable marketing point for a political figure is a deeply sick, reactionary society.

[-] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 6 days ago

if it weren't andrew "italian" cuomo saying this i'd be inclined to agree

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

ugh. that reminds me of this insane conversation i had once. years ago, i'm in line at my neighborhood polling place to vote on some municipal shit while also voting against this absolute white nationalist shit wizard who has been ruling his gerrymandered congress district. the guy runs as a folksy everyman, but he's been in the position forever. he's like 3rd generation state political dynasty. had multiple DUIs disappeared when he was in college, including one where he tried to use a fake ID with an out of state cop. goes by his middle name, because his real legal name is like the most Fancylad Buffoonish the IV.

anyway, i'm in line and this gen x bozo in front of me starts yapping about how he likes the guy BECAUSE his father was a big name politically. or, as he put it, "at least he came by it honest" like it was the family trade.... like carpentry, except in this case, the family trade is exercising massive political power.

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

I think it is more that people can recognise the capitalist mode of doing stuff is fucking awful, but are told that communism is literally the worst thing in existence, so when people look for an alternative to capitalism, they find one that capital doesn't consider a threat and are allowed to pine for a sort of Neo-feudalism.

[-] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

Was Nietzsche pro-aristocrat?

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

Short answer: Nietzsche thought that the Jews had hacked morality into making people think that weakness and humility were good and strength was bad. He thought that it would be best for society to abandon the "priestly" mode of valuation and adopt the knightly/aristocratic mode of valuation in which beautiful = strong = aristocratic = loved by the gods = good.

Long answer: https://redsails.org/really-existing-fascism/ https://annas-archive.org/md5/1ba09395e9e0d69ab9797ac5deb89851

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 70 points 1 week ago

Is the implication here that Mamdani doesn't have parents or grandparents? Like he has appeared out out of nowhere? Did Mamdani just fall out of the coconut tree?

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 33 points 6 days ago

That’s the best part, Mamdani does have a high profile parent, the campaign just keeps that low-key.

[-] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 31 points 6 days ago

He has two high profile parents! One a famous scholar and the other an acclaimed filmmaker.

There have been a couple of attempted smear campaigns about them.. but apparently nobody is willing to hold "his parents are smart and cool" against him. Let's see if "his parents do not appear to be criminals" works.

[-] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 6 days ago

She's gonna run again and bless us with so much hilarious material

[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 59 points 1 week ago

Nah, he's nepo baby bragging

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[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 61 points 1 week ago

I ran across a bunch of comuo related stuff when browsing my old memes early today and when I just now went looking for them I also found this... From 2020!

[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 37 points 6 days ago

slappin fannies and killin grannies

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 59 points 1 week ago

I guess he didn't get that we prefer Luigi

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