Big Balls getting carjacked by a mob of gangbangers is the falsest false flag shit that's ever been planted on the soil of our Earth, and the media is treating it as a thing that happened for realsies. What the fuck??? The dude's account of events reads like bad fanfiction.

"Ser Bigge Boules sensed danger from the roving blacke rapscallions, and rushed to the defense of his faire maiden! He bravely fought off all ten of the knaves, who took off his shirt and smeared blood on his pants, then didn't steal his car during their carjacking. This is how crimes work and is very real."

When the real story is probably this recent Hitler Youth graduate said something racist about some black kids, he got popped in the nose by a junior high kid, then started crying.

The response would be the same even if Big Balls didn't get hurt. No use in worrying about proportionate responses. If you and your friends ever get a chance to fight a member of Doge, make sure you put their fucking head on a fence post.

"crime crackdown"

thanks CBS news. very cool and fact-based.

This very likely will be a test bed for taking control of state police departments, mark my word.

This definitely won't apply pressure to the largely black, unrepresented, population of DC, heighten existing contradictions, leading, sooner or later, to violent confrontations between the state and the colonized periphery it occupied and exploits.

This will definitely just end crime, and bring justice to Big Balls!

Maybe the National Guard will find the Epstein Files while patrolling DC

idk man, I'm still thinking about Epstein. Maybe if Trump drops down to the tighty-whities and does a lil' dance I'll forget. Maybe.

Yeah, this is how it usually leads to a martial law.