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[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 116 points 2 months ago

I wish I was this illiterate. Every day would be like walking under the teletubbies sun, just saying my own name repeatedly and having little adventures.

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 45 points 2 months ago

thanks for summoning a belly laugh for me

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

Pokemon mode

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago
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[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 89 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

trying to imagine a world where hexbear is just like it is now, but it's also the furthest-right political position

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 68 points 2 months ago

"I dream of a website where I would be PPB'd as a conservative."

[-] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago

The people yearn for a pig with poop on his balls

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

I'd love to be executed for being a reactionary

[-] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

Wasn't there a cursed website that was basically that? Like a mirror universe hex? (Or apparently what this loser thinks hex is.)

[-] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 months ago

I think the r/drama website was like that.

[-] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago
[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That is an extremely cursed site and I wish I had not opened it.

6.No sexualizing minors, even as a joke. This includes cartoons.

Not surprising this has to be a rule.

11.Absolutely NO anti-CCP sentiment.

This rule was surprising.

[-] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

16.You are encouraged to post drama you are involved in.
17.You are encouraged to brigade in bad faith.
18.You are encouraged to gaslight, to gatekeep, above all else, to girlboss.
19.You are encouraged to egg people on to transition or otherwise make drastic life changes.
20.This site is a janny playground, participation implies enthusiastic consent to being janny abused by unstable alcoholic bullies who have nothing better to do than banning you for any reason or no reason whatsoever (MODS = GODS)

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[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 75 points 2 months ago

I am mostly confused by how they say we're the polar opposition of Lemmygrad when we're closer with them than any of the other instances listed there.

[-] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 61 points 2 months ago

By pwr powers combined we are... Horseshoe theory

[-] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 59 points 2 months ago

Further proof libs know nothing about communism. Just had one the other day try to offend me by saying "by the way, the word trump means fart". Like, ok?

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

i'm in a couple lib forums and i say the same things in both but one of them they think i'm an anarchist and the other they think i'm a juche necromancer/maoist

[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

Are you saying you're not a Juche necromancer? How could you do this to me?

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[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

owning the commies with... dave barry bits from 1993?

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They'd be wildly more successful if they actually applied this to anyone other than Donny Deals, Dave Barry was actually clever. If Dave Barry had done that atrocious "tik tok tac toe" bit Pelosi did he would have committed seppuku afterward to restore the honor of Clan Barry

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[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 2 months ago

Integer overflow

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

It's literally because of Ukraine and Russia.

[-] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

Lemmygrad's pro-ukronazi? seems unlikely

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

I can't explain it perfectly, but that's the only reason why they call us "far right." brainworms aren't known to be consistent.

[-] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

fair enough, just wild that a 'muh red fash' lemmitor would call us right and lemmygrad left, you'd think their brainworms would result in the opposite

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

They actively reject the mandatory 5 minutes of hate for the EVIL ENEMY every morning, so they might as well all be Putin himself!

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[-] Chana@hexbear.net 62 points 2 months ago

It must be nice to have no idea what is happening at any time.

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

I yearn for this superpower.

[-] LargeAdultRedBook@hexbear.net 56 points 2 months ago

We need to start referring to our interlocutors as "liberal extremists"

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

Well, it wouldn't be far off.

[-] LargeAdultRedBook@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

It's completely true!

Rhetorically, liberalism is positioned between socialism and fascism on a continuous spectrum, but in reality these are all completely distinct ideologies with some areas of overlapping features.

Extremism is mostly a rough measure of how likely you will concede ideological ground in favor of pragmatic considerations.

Liberals are extremists with regards to "rule of law" as they will never support circumventing this to overthrow the ruling class, knowing full well that their system is incapable of enforcing rule of law on the ruling class or guaranteeing civil rights against the interests of the ruling class.

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

It would make the libs so mad because “the extremes on both sides are the real problem”.

They would hate to be labeled as anything other than “average voter”.

[-] i_drink_bleach@hexbear.net 49 points 2 months ago

wait wut? How are a bunch of hyper-pro-LGBTQ communists/anarchists "extreme right wing?" Did I miss a memo? Did the Overton Window undergo quantum fluctuations and completely invert? What is happening? I need an adult.

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 51 points 2 months ago

Some libs are so lost in the Overton window sauce that they think anyone criticizing the amerikkkan Democratic party is necessarily right wing

[-] i_drink_bleach@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

Republicans: "What if we did hyper-capitalism and accelerated the end of humanity for the sake of profit as fast as possible?!"

Democrats: "What if we just did mostly capitalism, with a few tiny regulations, and accelerated the end of humanity for the sake of profit but we did it slower?!"

They're all right wing. They're all libs. You either endorse capitalism or not. It's that simple. If you love capital, you're a lib. It's so infuriating to me. "No it's the 'left' that are libs!" No, motherfucker, it's not. If you think Democrats are "the left," then you have a lot of homework to do. Fuck!

[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 49 points 2 months ago

It's true, I am extremely right

[-] prole@hexbear.net 45 points 2 months ago

The way you didn't post a link seems pretty far right to me

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I found it. It's a year old, and it got some pushback.

[-] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

Cognito hazard

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[-] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

It's a screenshot of one of our taglines. Don't know the link, unfortunately.

[-] crosswind@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

Gobbles 🙏

[-] smokeppb@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago
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[-] Cowbee@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

Someone is trying to tell me Hexbear and Lemmygrad are far-right, because we support the PRC and critically support Russia. Same person also thinks we are Zionists, somehow, despite being the loudest and proudest advocates for Palestinian liberation on the fediverse. Deeply unserious people wandering into Lemmy.ml struggle threads.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago
[-] CptKrkIsClmbngThMntn@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

Well they're not libs per se, they're clasic liberals.

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