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[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 53 points 2 months ago

I mean, sure, we kinda imbued rocks with lightning and now they can think but it's not magic

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

And then we taught those rocks to think in ways we don't really understand, and dedicated cities worth of electrical energy to allow them to think harder and faster, and gave them the means to improve themselves.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago

It's called computer science and it's not magic and why are you making a pyre

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

If it's memory bleeds, we can kill it.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

It's less bleeding and more leaking, computers don't normally have liquids except for heat mitigation and what's with the stake and rope?

[-] gbzm@piefed.social 29 points 2 months ago

Why is the mercury arc rectifier getting a "what the fuck"? I don't know much about them, are they more magic than glowing rocks, runes, levitation and demon cores?

[-] CountVlad47@feddit.org 26 points 2 months ago

Just piggy backing this comment to save people a click. A mercury-arc valve is used to convert alternating current (AC) to direct current (DC). It probably got a WTF for how weird it looks and how it looks like a crystal ball when it's working.

[-] redsand@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

Are you telling me that's a full bridge rectifier made of glass, liquid metal and plasma?🧙‍♂️

[-] zululove@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

That shits amazing

[-] fullsquare@awful.systems 23 points 2 months ago

no, but they will also kill you (but not by magic)

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

How so? Can I touch it? Lick it?

[-] fullsquare@awful.systems 6 points 2 months ago

These things are under high voltage, so no. And then there's several kg of mercury inside

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

On this note, one of the best Cosmic Horror shows of all time was Chernobyl on HBO.

A story of a small town affected by forces outside anyone's understanding. Terrible, primal, cosmic power unleashed and uncontained threatening the entire world. It kills indiscriminately in the most horrible ways, melting people alive and contaminating all it touches after escaping a high-security confinement.

A plucky team of brave souls work tirelessly to find some way to stop the monster from burrowing into the Earth and gaining even more power in a race against time.

And what's most amazing is no part of it is exaggerated or sensationalized, it's so accurate to reality that even the actors look like their real-life counterparts. The showrunners went on to work on The Last of Us.

[-] kadu@scribe.disroot.org 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And what’s most amazing is no part of it is exaggerated or sensationalized

That's not true. The show is incredibly accurate for a TV show, but it's still a dramatization and adaptation to western's entertainment. It's not a documentary, and there are many pointed innacuracies.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 20 points 2 months ago

No black magic here!

From The dudes using candles, incense, and chanting something about the machine spirit while using this:

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Let's not forget they're fiddling strange multi pronged metal sticks, muttering about impedance matching, in a giant spiky room with large metal doors.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 7 points 2 months ago

Lol I totally forgot about those! now that you mention it it does seem like some demonic room that was converted to some sort of spirit communication chamber that I expect in the Department of Control.

[-] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Indeed high-frequency electronics only works if the machine spirit is apeased

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

THEY HAVE STOLEN THE MAGIC SMOKE GET IT BACK

[-] Reality_Suit@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

There are universal truths that span time and all eternity. One of those such truths is "The Scooby Doo." That truth states that it is never spirits, demons, apparitions, or anything unearthly that is the cause of the unexplained, but rather It's always someone you know. Usually, the person closest to you.

[-] Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Frequently some breed of capitalist trying to scam someone

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

But you want to know what is magic about physics?

Forces. Forces are definitely observable. But they are fictitious. A photon (force mediator of the electromagnetic force) is a packet of energy on the electromagnetic field that creates a curvature in the electromagnetic field such that two particles with opposing charges (intrinsic charge) has that field curved together, resulting in what an observer would see as a force.

Gravity? The thing keeping everything on the ground? Not real. Just a result of the spacetime field being curved by the presence of energy in it. In order to escape the curve, you have to exchange energy, which is to be a force.

[-] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago
[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago

The fact that you knew exactly what I was talking about enough to pull up the relevant XKCD is impressive good sir/ma'am/(actually I don't know what the non binary term would be there. I know military it's "Sir" regardless).

[-] mattyroses@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 months ago

Also gravitons exist, unless you're looking for them, then they don't. Also they move in curved space time but also don't.

Yes, this is totally real, not just stuff we made up stoned.

[-] nialv7@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago
[-] Chakravanti@monero.town 2 points 2 months ago

They don't. If they do, it's a union and they have the strongest untouchable force with their own kind.

[-] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

If physics are not magic, then how do you explain magnets? Checkmate.

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I picture someone like Grand Mage & Dervish Paul Dirac cracking his Special Relativity knuckles as he takes the challenge, "right then...!"

[-] tallricefarmer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

You might enjoy watching Richard Feynman getting asked how magnets work. It is on youtube.

[-] luciole@beehaw.org 9 points 2 months ago
[-] marcos@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

You will spend a week wishing for an eternity of damnation instead.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Invisible forces controlling literally everything!? Nerd magic.

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

No no no, there are no forces. It's energy controlling invisible fields literally everywhere.

Physics, is it's own terror

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

Full bridge rectifiers, not even once.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Oh boy, just wait until you hear about zero-crossings and phase-lock loops.

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Anyway it's still not clearly solved, several hypotheses, the Mpemba effect, a almost daily phenomen in which hot water freeze faster than cold one. Excluded evaporation as cause, because the effect is also observed in a closed container.

[-] Fleur_@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Faster moving molecules will randomly arrange themselves into a lattice quicker than slower moving ones?

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Quarks literally named magic, charm, top, bottom, vers.

[-] syaochan@feddit.it 3 points 2 months ago

Mercury rectifiers are one of the coolest thing I've ever seen (not in person unfortunately)

[-] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

It took me longer that I'd like to admit to realize that the magic glowing rocks below Paradis in Attack on Titan were just nuclear fuel all along.

[-] mattyroses@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Me in 2012 - hahahaha stupid Juggalos, asking how magnets work

Me a month later - wait, I was a physics major for a year, and I can't really say how magnets work? Woop Woop.

[-] jankforlife@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 months ago

Ill take one Glowing death aura please

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