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It amazes me that people who can't distinguish between 'your' and 'you're' are allowed to manage people

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[-] hayvan@piefed.world 35 points 1 week ago

So, act like a million 💸 company and cover your employees' babysitting and taxi expenses. Also hire enough people.

[-] 13igTyme@piefed.social 13 points 1 week ago

A million dollar company could just be a warehouse and 10 employees. I don't know why they are acting like it's a lot.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

Where I live, a million dollars doesn’t buy you a house. So I don’t know what this bitch is talking about.

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[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

A "million dollar company" could be pulled directly out of their ass. Jenny's illiteracy doesn't inspire confidence in her accounting skills.

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[-] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Yes, except "hire enough people". You can't staff enough to cover 4 out of 8 employees off from a combination of sick, bereavement, and vacation.

It happens. All you can do is prioritize tasks, make it work the best you can with the resources you have, and manage expectations.

If the work can't be rescheduled, and isn't worth paying someone OT to cover, well, then, it's not worth doing.

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[-] chunes@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

We are a million-dollar company. Let's act like one.

Okay so that means you'll schedule several people to be on-call, right?

[-] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago

Right? I work for an actual megacorp and our policy is almost the exact opposite on every point.
Sick workers make more sick: don't work and feel better faster. Distracted workers makes mistakes and cause problems: don't work and take care of your kid. Rested workers work better: take the time around the holidays off entirely. Productivity is crap then anyway and with so many vacations it's easier to plan around a block where nothing happens than to deal with random teams having unpredictable delays. Car broken? Expense a Lyft. We have a corporate account and your ride to work is a rounding error compared to the sales visits.

If you're going to invoke money you should actually understand how big companies function and view money.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

We have so many tickets open with third party companies that almost certainly won't get resolved until the new year that there's no point worrying about our productivity.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

This would just make me call off out of pure spite

[-] KawaiiBitch@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago
[-] Megacomboburrito@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago
[-] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

I was wondering the same thing. Maybe referring to a specific sickness a person has?

But more likely just skipped English class.

[-] handsoffmydata@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

Little devil on my shoulder screaming “Reply All: *You’re”

[-] regedit@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

Seems no one noticed lets should be let's, as in let us.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 1 week ago

Not even for the arrogance or lack of a weekend; but for the poor grammar and spelling. I don't wanna work for a moron.

[-] minorkeys@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

'We' are an exploited labour force whose labour value is stolen by greedy, arrogant psychopaths. 'We' have only so much that can be taken before something snaps and I'm guessing 'You' are the closest company representative within our reach.

[-] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

If anyone wants to call and complain her number is 8675309.

[-] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
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[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

I feel like Jenny is the kind of person where if anyone would ever decide to string her up from a tree that loads of people would come to watch and nobody would cut her down.

Everybody would just watch and feel a weight lifted from their shoulders

[-] phaedrus@piefed.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I once suffered a horrible wretch for an HR manager for ~5 years. When she finally got shitcanned, people were literally skipping through the halls in the engineering wing singing "ding dong! the witch is dead!"

I'm trying really hard to remember her first name, but I think my psyche has blocked it. Same vibes, though.

edit: and the name randomly just came back to me with a flash of horror: Jody

lion king hyenas shuttering at the sound of mufasa's name

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[-] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

"we are a million dollar company, you have no choice but to come in and make your $90 on this day"

Ya ok. If we are a million dollar company then where's my share?

Fuck that mentality.

[-] DylanMc6@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago

"we're just gonna go on strike"

[-] Tattorack@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

"We are a million dollar company"

  • Doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're".
  • Can't pay for parental leave.
  • Can't pay for sick day benefits.
  • Can't give employees a decent wage to afford transport that doesn't break down.
[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

A million isn't that much for a company, especially if that's revenue.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago
[-] Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago

Hire enough staff that a few missing makes no difference to operations.

You're a million dollar company. Act like it.

Also, pretty sure my company got sold for a lot more than that and we're amateur as fuck.

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I've worked with Fortune 100 companies that were total Mickey Mouse outfits.

I got sued by a big supplier over literally nothing, after I had refused to honor an illegal clause in a contract (which literally would have put me out of business, so it was a serious issue). They couldn't sue me for that, so they claimed I hadn't returned some rented equipment, which was a lie. But they said that I better pay up ($10K), because who did I think the judge was going to believe, some loser (their lawyer's word), or a Fortune 500 company? I didn't say it, but in MY county, I doubted the judge was going to favor the big corporation.

When we got to court, I had my lawyer ask me about my new supplier's inventory control system, and explained how the new system had bar codes, and every piece of gear is carefully tracked. The company that was suing me, couldn't even tell the court how many they had in stock, how many they rented out, etc.

The judge looked at the Plaintiffs, and said, "This is the most amateurish inventory control system I've ever seen. I don't understand how you got to be a Fortune 500 company by doing business this way. You expect me to tell this man to pay you $10,000, when you don't even know if the equipment is actually missing?"

She found for me, AND made them pay my legal fees. After two years of worry, it was one of the most satisfying days of my life.

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[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

the company owners aremulti million dollar assholes, that's why we behave like this

Stop the multi millionaires

Nobody should be worth anything over 10 million. Anything after that should go 100% to taxes.

With that, governments can actually give out free healthcare, free education, universal basic income and all on a high quality because it will have the funding now that we finally stopped a few from hogging all the world's resources

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[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

I am not a million dollar company I am a wage slave that gets treated like a disposable sack of shit by said Million Dollar Company. And I won’t be sacrificing my or my family’s health for their benefit.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 1 week ago

Don't forget your coworkers you'd be exposing to your illness as well.

[-] mrfriki@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

But am I a millon dollar employee?

[-] riskable@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

No, "your sick" makes perfect sense because it will become their sick when that employee brings it into work. Everyone can have the sick that way 👍

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

you're

million-dollar

let's

See me after class

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[-] moseschrute@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Fuck you Jenny

[-] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hot take: a million dollar company is a small company. The owner better stop acting like his company is something exceptional

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

No call offs? Why would they be asking for their employees to no call no show?

[-] Alaik@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No one ever accused any level of management of being intelligent. They're just liked by the higher ups. At the executive level, they're just heartless and mentally ill.

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[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

My neighbor's house is a million dollar house. He acts like it.

[-] Limonene@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

This is illegal in some places. It should be illegal everywhere in the US.

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