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It amazes me that people who can't distinguish between 'your' and 'you're' are allowed to manage people

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[-] DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

A million dollar company. Is that good?

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

50 years ago maybe

[-] Tehbaz@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 week ago

nOoNE wAnTs tO wOrk...

[-] leftascenter@jlai.lu 1 points 1 week ago

It amazes me that people who can't distinguish between 'your' and 'you're' are allowed to manage people

Don't. In this case yes, but overall there are dyslexics who are great managers. And on a more sober note, I'd rather have a manager who is shit in grammar but works for the team rather than a PowerPoint manager.

[-] PumpkinSkink@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

a million dollar company is, what, like, 10 employees?

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's probably why they're desperate for no call offs. In this day a million dollar company still feels like it's constantly on the edge of collapse. No pity for jenny though, if you can't manage around your workforce taking time off during the holidays that's bad management.

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[-] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Dear Jenny,

Eat a heavily used bag of dicks.

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

I'm getting flashbacks of the management team at the Home Depot I worked at briefly in my college years. Worst job I've ever had. Management treated us in with absolute disdain, honestly shameful to talk to other people in that manner regardless of the situation.

For someone in a supervisory / managerial role to post a notice like this, it's a sure sign things are completely rotten all the way to the top. I feel sorry for the folks that truly feel like they need that job.

[-] DylanMc6@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

i really wish the employees would go on strike. seriously!

[-] lesinge@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Your sick --> You're. Let's act like a million dollar company, mmmk?

[-] 2fm@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Lets, let's, we an million doller compny. Us acts like 1.

[-] socsa@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago

A million dollars?!

[-] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Million dollar company sounds impressive, but I don't think that is impressive. Like twenty employees already imply a million or more in expenses annually, and require corresponding revenue to sustain.

[-] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I took it as it's a barely functional company that's being held together by hopes and dreams. The food vendors at my local state fair do millions in sales in just a few weekends. Per Wikipedia, Sweet Martha's Cookies in 2023 made $4.6 million in 12 days.

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[-] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Child sick, buy some medicine

Your sick, buy some medicine

How about providing free health insurance at no cost to the employee and access to child care services also at no cost? Or would be socialism?

[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

Hey look, a giant sign telling you to unionize

FTFY

[-] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

We had a guy call in one day saying he couldn’t make it as he was having car problems. Boss says he didn’t even know he had a car. Guy replies: I don’t. That’s the problem.

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

This only happens in America. You guys have it bad over there.

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[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 0 points 1 week ago

A million is not that big for a company that has employees though.

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