511
top 24 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] holycrap@lemm.ee 149 points 1 year ago

My best guess is that the son has no name (it's blank where you might expect the name in the last bit of dialog) because his dad deleted his browser history

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago

That's what they're going for. I had scrolled past this when I found it before it hit me.

[-] OpenStars@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago

Except that the previous (3rd) sentence ends in no punctuation.

Not worth the effort.

[-] LanternEverywhere@kbin.social 43 points 1 year ago

My friend doesn't get it. How would you explain it to him?

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

Tell your friend that the son is named after his Dad's search history.

[-] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] Psythik@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

What's in his search history? His son is named Porn?

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No, his name is empty, just like the search history.

[-] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 year ago

Some jokes are so far-fetched that even if they make you think an arguably funny thought, you can't believe that that's the intended punchline because nobody should seriously expect anyone to get it. This is one of those.

[-] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago

It immediately clicked for me and liked it, maybe I just need to touch some grass

[-] penquin@lemmy.kde.social 15 points 1 year ago
[-] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

Hint: the sentence ends on a comma

[-] penquin@lemmy.kde.social 9 points 1 year ago

Omfg!!! Lol

[-] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 1 year ago

Duckduckgo users:

[-] z500@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

This meme format is so dumb, I love it

[-] BuffLemmyworlder@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

The fact that you told us it took you a while, it made me instantly get it

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Haha, I'm glad. Quite a few people in the comments did not.

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

The fucking comma, god damnit ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago
[-] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] ultimitchow@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago
[-] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

You could have at least put a spoiler tag on it!

[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

! โ€ !<

this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2023
511 points (88.4% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

26912 readers
1939 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS