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https://theonion.com/pepper-wrongi/

Whither gorby-sad ?

Meanwhile, the ethnic makeup of Sickos continues to approach old-school Trader Joe's territory.

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[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 57 points 3 months ago

Kelly is just drawing to make hexbear emojis at this point

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

It'd be the least surprising thing ever if Kelly browsed hb or someone in his circle did

[-] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

Lmao just had the same thought.

If you're out here you glorious boomer I salute you.

[-] SerialExperimentsGay@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

Sicko looks as always, maybe he was Italian all along

[-] miz@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

real name Giuseppe Siccoli

[-] The_hypnic_jerk@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago
[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

I know they were both from the mainland, but how about . . . :sicko-vanzetti:

[-] SootySootySoot@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Out of context this is a telekinetic sicko

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

saddam burning flag emoji when

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

Saddam AND Osama with their arms around each other and burning flags emoji when

[-] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Yeah we need that whole little bubbly in addition to both on their own. This might be the hardest he has gone yet.

JOIN US KELLY, YOUR CCOMICS WILL ONLY BECOME BETTER WITH THE IMMORYAL SCIENCE!

Literally had the clouds part and a beam of sunlight wash over me on my smoke break typing this lmao.

[-] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 24 points 3 months ago

Sickosicilian just puts the image of skateboarding Sicilians in my head.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

FRESH KELLY SLOP! sicko-pig

Gotta hand it to Kelly, he has utterly nailed the pre-4chan white suburbanite brainpan down to the subatomic level.

[-] jack@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

why lady liberty got that dumpy tho

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

When Def Leopard sings "she was knocking me out with those American thighs", it was about Lady Liberty. She been getting thicc since she got off the boat from France. American cuisine trends to do that to immigrants.

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

[CinemaSins ding] That lyric is actually from "You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC smuglord

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Actually it was "Shake Me" by Poison off their first album Out of the Cellar theory-gary

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Um, ackshually sweaty, that was Lead Zeppoli's smash hit "You Shook Me," which was the third track off of their debut album, Lead Zeppoli

spoilerAnd definitely not this nonsense about AC/DC yells-at-cloud

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

I have no idea who "Led Zeppoli" are, but AC/DC is clearly the superior band.

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Lead Zeppoli. It's pronounced "lead" like "Creed," the Stryper cover band, because they're all from Leeds. Also, you must have heard of them because they made the controversial decision to re-record the instrumental "Taurus" (by Spirit) with an added vocal part that was written for alley cats in estrus.

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

This is how we find out Stan Kelly is the Dr Jekyll to Ben Garrison's Mr Hyde

[-] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Hahaha, yes! Down with Pizza Hut!

Yes, I am still mad about their role in Gorbachev's nonsense, how'd you know?


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[-] Euergetes@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

Meanwhile, the ethnic makeup of Sickos continues to approach old-school Trader Joe's territory.

a vertible heap at this point. the sickociliani are amazing

[-] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

No Pizza Hut? What is this, gommunism?

[-] ChestRockwell@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

If comrades are fans of sports, you probably know about the Sickos Committee.

https://thesickoscommittee-shop.fourthwall.com/collections/mugs

But if not, they have some fun merch (the character art is licensed from Kelly), I have a Sickos Committee mug to prove my loyalty to the Sicko agenda.

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

Heated Rivalry fandom

[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Maybe I'm just not a big enough Kelly fan, but I have no idea what half of that stuff is.

[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

There's also the pop art sickos as art prints and T-Shirts:

[-] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Sickos baseball mug, except it's Siskos.

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

Full resolution version (you can get this by taking the ?resize=1536,1075 off the end of the embedded image URL)

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago
[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that hut.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

I knew those sicko Sicilians were up to no good!

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

:kelly: Crust punks!

[-] darkcalling@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Made an emoji out of the saddam/osama flag burning pair at the bottom, someone give it a name and post it in the emoji community:

Suggested tags: sicko, saddam, osama, flag, burn, yes, win

Three options, you choose which one looks best:

Op1: Biggest

Op2 (further cropped):

Op3 (restored black at top after cropping):

[-] jack@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago
[-] darkcalling@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Well someone figure out a name and post it to the emoji community.

[-] Elysia@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

old-school Trader Joe's territory

"‘Trader José’ brands Mexican foods, ‘Trader Giotto’s’ is for Italian food, and ‘Trader Joe San’ brands their Japanese cuisine.”

They are lucky this happened during a lull of jojo popularity or they'd never hear the end of that pizza-mozzarella

[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Osama and Saddam needs to be a emoji yesterday.

[-] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Chain loyal families lol

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