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[-] poster596@hexbear.net 112 points 2 months ago
[-] SickSemper@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

Fuck that’s funny

[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 84 points 2 months ago

that bunker was promised to the sewage 3,000 years ago

[-] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 75 points 2 months ago

have been invaded by sewer refuse making them inhabitable

Damn, I'd hate to see what kind of stuff the Israelis must be storing in there if sewage makes it a more hospitable environment.

[-] Pentacat@hexbear.net 48 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Israelis. They’re storing Israelis.

[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

I was going to make both of these jokes then I realized that there's no way someone didn't already make them within the first 20 minutes of the post.

[-] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 68 points 2 months ago

invaded by sewer refuse

That's nothing, when used as intended they get invaded by Israelis

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 63 points 2 months ago

Wasn't there some lord that drowned in shit during a siege?

[-] axont@hexbear.net 102 points 2 months ago

You might be talking about the Erfurt latrine disaster but it's even better than that. It was a huge gathering of royals and their combined weight caused the floor to collapse and they all fell into the big feces pit underneath the building. Around 60 of them died by drowning in shit.

[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago
[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago
[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9l3bLAx4Ng

Or look up German mud wizard in a player of your choice.

[-] jackmaoist@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago
[-] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 40 points 2 months ago

Why the fuck this is not a holyday?

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

July 26th this year. A Sunday. We could make it the last Sunday of every July.

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

We could make it the last Sunday

lets-fucking-go nuke

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[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

We'll have to make it into one

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah that's it!
History is fun sometimes.

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago
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[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 52 points 2 months ago
[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 50 points 2 months ago

Wading through piss and shit to get cum. We've manifested our dumbest meme onto Israel.

[-] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 45 points 2 months ago

reminds me of the ben shapiro tweet about "Israelis like to build. Arabs like to bomb crap and live in open sewage."

owned lol

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 43 points 2 months ago

Die in shit colonizer scum.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago

DIE IN SHIT

REST IN PISS

[-] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 40 points 2 months ago

You just can't write comedy this good

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Does someone remember what that Israeli "Is it safe to take a shit" app is called. Interested to see what the percentages are like now.

Edit: Wait I found it https://shitalert.info/

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 months ago

oh you're shitting you guts out, hurry up or you'll get bombed

[-] dadarobot@lemmy.sdf.org 31 points 2 months ago
[-] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Translation btw:

The zionist military today opened the sewage dam in Gaza, contaminating the coast and all the Mediterranean sea, all to keep the Palestinians from surviving by fishing.

Zionism rots the planet and destroyes all that it touches; it is the enemy of humanity.

[-] Sneakytrickyyy@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

Sewer refuse? Found in bunkers? Well yeah, Israelis love hiding in their cope bunkers, next thing you're gonna tell me is you can find a bee in a hive!

shocked-pikachu

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

Zionist ex-septic-tionalism

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

Hey, it's not nice to refer to Israelis as "sewer refuse"

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago

extremely rude (to sewage)

[-] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

Sewage will never empty a mag into you and then cry about how you're antisemitically bleeding out onto its shoes

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

sewage: unpleasant, but necessary evil

israel: unpleasant, evil

scorecard not looking too hot there, zionists

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago
[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago
[-] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

*Sewer National Socialism

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Sewer Surfin'

If it wasn't for Pissraeli censorship, we could have footage of settlers navigating through shit while this plays in the background.

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

We heard you liked intercepting BMs, so we put some BMs in your shelters.

You remember when the IOF was saying they'll flood Hamas tunnels with water?

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago
[-] stink@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 2 months ago
[-] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

kelly anti-septitic

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

how would that work? there must be sewage in the streets for that to happen?

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