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[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 day ago

Shit hit the fan!

[-] poster596@hexbear.net 111 points 3 days ago
[-] ThermonuclearHoxha@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Dark mode version for sending to your friends

The original hateful one for those that want the reference: https://xcancel.com/benshapiro/status/25712847277#m

[-] SickSemper@hexbear.net 28 points 3 days ago

Fuck that’s funny

[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 83 points 3 days ago

that bunker was promised to the sewage 3,000 years ago

[-] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 74 points 3 days ago

have been invaded by sewer refuse making them inhabitable

Damn, I'd hate to see what kind of stuff the Israelis must be storing in there if sewage makes it a more hospitable environment.

[-] Pentacat@hexbear.net 47 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Israelis. They’re storing Israelis.

[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

I was going to make both of these jokes then I realized that there's no way someone didn't already make them within the first 20 minutes of the post.

[-] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 68 points 3 days ago

invaded by sewer refuse

That's nothing, when used as intended they get invaded by Israelis

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 62 points 3 days ago

Wasn't there some lord that drowned in shit during a siege?

[-] axont@hexbear.net 101 points 3 days ago

You might be talking about the Erfurt latrine disaster but it's even better than that. It was a huge gathering of royals and their combined weight caused the floor to collapse and they all fell into the big feces pit underneath the building. Around 60 of them died by drowning in shit.

[-] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 39 points 3 days ago

Why the fuck this is not a holyday?

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago

July 26th this year. A Sunday. We could make it the last Sunday of every July.

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago

We could make it the last Sunday

lets-fucking-go nuke

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[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago

We'll have to make it into one

[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 40 points 3 days ago
[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago
[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9l3bLAx4Ng

Or look up German mud wizard in a player of your choice.

[-] jackmaoist@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago
[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 39 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Yeah that's it!
History is fun sometimes.

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 26 points 3 days ago
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[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 51 points 3 days ago
[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 49 points 3 days ago

Wading through piss and shit to get cum. We've manifested our dumbest meme onto Israel.

reminds me of the ben shapiro tweet about "Israelis like to build. Arabs like to bomb crap and live in open sewage."

owned lol

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 42 points 3 days ago

Die in shit colonizer scum.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 39 points 3 days ago

DIE IN SHIT

REST IN PISS

[-] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 39 points 3 days ago

You just can't write comedy this good

[-] Sneakytrickyyy@hexbear.net 31 points 3 days ago

Sewer refuse? Found in bunkers? Well yeah, Israelis love hiding in their cope bunkers, next thing you're gonna tell me is you can find a bee in a hive!

shocked-pikachu

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 32 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Does someone remember what that Israeli "Is it safe to take a shit" app is called. Interested to see what the percentages are like now.

Edit: Wait I found it https://shitalert.info/

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[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 30 points 3 days ago

Zionist ex-septic-tionalism

[-] dadarobot@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 3 days ago
[-] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Translation btw:

The zionist military today opened the sewage dam in Gaza, contaminating the coast and all the Mediterranean sea, all to keep the Palestinians from surviving by fishing.

Zionism rots the planet and destroyes all that it touches; it is the enemy of humanity.

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 27 points 3 days ago

Hey, it's not nice to refer to Israelis as "sewer refuse"

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 37 points 3 days ago

extremely rude (to sewage)

[-] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 27 points 3 days ago

Sewage will never empty a mag into you and then cry about how you're antisemitically bleeding out onto its shoes

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

sewage: unpleasant, but necessary evil

israel: unpleasant, evil

scorecard not looking too hot there, zionists

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 26 points 3 days ago
[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago
[-] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago

*Sewer National Socialism

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Sewer Surfin'

If it wasn't for Pissraeli censorship, we could have footage of settlers navigating through shit while this plays in the background.

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago

We heard you liked intercepting BMs, so we put some BMs in your shelters.

[-] sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today 22 points 3 days ago

You remember when the IOF was saying they'll flood Hamas tunnels with water?

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Human waste* doesn't belong in pipes, it belongs in the ground.

*Including #1, #2, and isra*elis

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[-] stink@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 3 days ago
[-] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

kelly anti-septitic

[-] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

from whence they came

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago
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