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[-] poster596@hexbear.net 112 points 3 weeks ago
[-] SickSemper@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck that’s funny

[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 84 points 3 weeks ago

that bunker was promised to the sewage 3,000 years ago

[-] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 75 points 3 weeks ago

have been invaded by sewer refuse making them inhabitable

Damn, I'd hate to see what kind of stuff the Israelis must be storing in there if sewage makes it a more hospitable environment.

[-] Pentacat@hexbear.net 48 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Israelis. They’re storing Israelis.

[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

I was going to make both of these jokes then I realized that there's no way someone didn't already make them within the first 20 minutes of the post.

[-] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 68 points 3 weeks ago

invaded by sewer refuse

That's nothing, when used as intended they get invaded by Israelis

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 63 points 3 weeks ago

Wasn't there some lord that drowned in shit during a siege?

[-] axont@hexbear.net 102 points 3 weeks ago

You might be talking about the Erfurt latrine disaster but it's even better than that. It was a huge gathering of royals and their combined weight caused the floor to collapse and they all fell into the big feces pit underneath the building. Around 60 of them died by drowning in shit.

[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 41 points 3 weeks ago
[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago
[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 26 points 3 weeks ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9l3bLAx4Ng

Or look up German mud wizard in a player of your choice.

[-] jackmaoist@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago
[-] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 40 points 3 weeks ago

Why the fuck this is not a holyday?

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 30 points 3 weeks ago

July 26th this year. A Sunday. We could make it the last Sunday of every July.

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

We could make it the last Sunday

lets-fucking-go nuke

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[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago

We'll have to make it into one

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 39 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Yeah that's it!
History is fun sometimes.

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 26 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 52 points 3 weeks ago
[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 50 points 3 weeks ago

Wading through piss and shit to get cum. We've manifested our dumbest meme onto Israel.

reminds me of the ben shapiro tweet about "Israelis like to build. Arabs like to bomb crap and live in open sewage."

owned lol

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 43 points 3 weeks ago

Die in shit colonizer scum.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 40 points 3 weeks ago

DIE IN SHIT

REST IN PISS

[-] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 40 points 3 weeks ago

You just can't write comedy this good

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 33 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Does someone remember what that Israeli "Is it safe to take a shit" app is called. Interested to see what the percentages are like now.

Edit: Wait I found it https://shitalert.info/

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 3 weeks ago

oh you're shitting you guts out, hurry up or you'll get bombed

[-] dadarobot@lemmy.sdf.org 31 points 3 weeks ago
[-] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 30 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Translation btw:

The zionist military today opened the sewage dam in Gaza, contaminating the coast and all the Mediterranean sea, all to keep the Palestinians from surviving by fishing.

Zionism rots the planet and destroyes all that it touches; it is the enemy of humanity.

[-] Sneakytrickyyy@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago

Sewer refuse? Found in bunkers? Well yeah, Israelis love hiding in their cope bunkers, next thing you're gonna tell me is you can find a bee in a hive!

shocked-pikachu

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 30 points 3 weeks ago

Zionist ex-septic-tionalism

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago

Hey, it's not nice to refer to Israelis as "sewer refuse"

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 38 points 3 weeks ago

extremely rude (to sewage)

[-] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago

Sewage will never empty a mag into you and then cry about how you're antisemitically bleeding out onto its shoes

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

sewage: unpleasant, but necessary evil

israel: unpleasant, evil

scorecard not looking too hot there, zionists

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago
[-] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

*Sewer National Socialism

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Sewer Surfin'

If it wasn't for Pissraeli censorship, we could have footage of settlers navigating through shit while this plays in the background.

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago

We heard you liked intercepting BMs, so we put some BMs in your shelters.

You remember when the IOF was saying they'll flood Hamas tunnels with water?

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago
[-] stink@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 3 weeks ago
[-] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

kelly anti-septitic

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

how would that work? there must be sewage in the streets for that to happen?

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