Oh no, don't put all your weapons in one sinkable location!

you, terror-stricken lib: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

me, the ultimatummellier: hmm yes, notes of jingoism and gun-worship, with subtle undertone of gutter racist, yess hm

bro I swear to god dude if you hit me again dude I swear to god you just wait about 24 hours after that and you'll fuck around find out bro

My uncle, he works at Nintendo and he is going to delete all of your illegally modified GameShark Pokémon

"you don't know whether (Iranians) tell you the truth or not"

Unlike those famously candid and straightforward western diplomats and politicians.

: We're loading up the ships with the best weapons!

Iranian : Come closer,

Trump issued an ~~ULTIMATUM!~~ ~~ULTIMATUM!~~ ~~ULTIMATUM!~~ ~~ULTIMATUM!~~ ~~ULTIMATUM!~~ ~~ULTIMATUM!~~ ~~ULTIMATUM!~~ ~~ULTIMATUM!~~ ULTIMATUM! What a Confident and STRONG Leader!

They should build a giant wooden horse and offer it as a peace offering, but in a clever ruse fill it with their best weapons and men

It's friday time for the weekly pump and dump. The wall street war profiteer scumbags who are happily going along with this every weekend should be brought out with Chris Matthews in Central Park

Sorry doing the domestic abuse threats doesn't work with nation state diplomacy

1000 ships, were launching them.

I guess Holden Bloodfeast gave him one of those pleading stares you just can't say no to.

How many ultimatums has he given now? Like 20 or something?

Those perfidious Iranians, so unlike the Israelis and Americans who always keep their word.

Wet boy talking about boats again, we’ve seen this before

While keeps violating it. Sure Jan.

average international diplomacy

How many times has he done this already? lmao

So it looks like the US's plan was to violate the ceasefire on the weekend when the stock market is closed, but Israel might've screwed their plan up? These ghouls probably lost out on millions because of Israel's bloodlust and their inability to reign their dog in. It's also very funny that they act like Iran can't see the US moving weapons into the region like they'll just totally catch them by surprise, like Iran has moved all their underground bases outside to get some fresh air during the ceasefire and they'll be vulnerable or something.

Iran is doing the nicest thing they could do for the US with this ceasefire and negotiation, and the US is going to fuck it up bigtime and the war will resume and the situation for the US will get worse and worse, and instead of getting to save face the US will have to deal with a much more humiliating defeat.

Wouldn't surprise me if the US launches an attack during the negotiation. We'll have to see.

Trump as a legit, legit crazy 1980s rapper rapping "Complete Decimation".

We're loading up the ships
with the best weapons ever made
even at a higher level
than we use to do...
a complete decimation.

And if we don't have a deal,
we will be using them
and we will be using them
very, very effectively.

Oh shit guys I think this time he’s serious