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Using the word "breed" for human beings having a child is maxing out my Hitler particle detector
They're just securing a burgerreich future
As an actual poly person I really hope this is a joke because holy fuck this is one of the most toxic sounding polycules I've ever heard of. It sounds like a fucking cult not a polycule
defector
yeah that's a cult alright
i'm not saying it is real, but this is really believable for bay area rationalists unfortunately
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my polycule always walks in 4:3 formation, because any group should have more more melee brawlers than ranged DPS in a typical, urban environment.
my polycule walks in 4:3 aspect ratio to prevent distortion from stretching
"Just a casual walk in the park" 
all those people and nobody thought of adding a qr code to the url 🙄 sorry i only join polycules with smart people
you're actually meant to go to it with your ai glasses
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Pretending to be poly to save on rent and get an XL couch
$1570 a month is also pretty hefty. Is the place massive or are they looking for someone to subsidize costs.
Probably includes maintenance on the XL couch though
For real. That is more than our mortgage and we split it.
If this is really in the Bay Area like someone here suggested, this seems about average to rent a room over there. I just checked on Zillow.
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but i only have 1 hobby ☹️
Okay yeah it's a joke, very funny one tho lol
sports
basketball
ai
The most interesting person in the world
No magnets? This is bullshit
"Making coffee" isn't a hobby lol
Look pal it's either getting really into single origin light roast coffee and increasingly esoteric ways to get the caffeine from it, or it's like. Bouldering. Or cycling. White boys need hobbies too
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polycule with eugenic characteristics
full head of hair, perfect scores on all the physical tests, genetic profile ready to go but...
says here you're 5'11" sorry, that's incompatible with our positioning requirements.
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This is obviously problematic but part of me can't help but appreciate they have a charter
Yeah I can disagree with a lot of the choices here but the organization skills are genuinely impressive
there are few things more erotic than a shared googlesheet for scheduling whose turn it is to ovsynch and conceive for gestation and who gets to dry off and recover after weaning.
The age question has me imagining a polycule that just keeps changing over time as members bald and age out, a true relationship of theseus
Oh I know a thing like that. Well it's not technically a polycule, but there's a commune near here that is also kind of a polycule that only allows people between certain ages or students (Including grad students) so they kind of have a polycule of Theseus going.
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Sorry, I only get involved with polycules who walk in a nickel formation
my last polycule would manuever around the park in the Power I. great for the running game, but lots of potential for misdirection, screens, and option plays.
then one of our TEs got traded to miami and we fell apart, chalking it up to a rebuilding year.
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:kelly: Defensive Back-shots
If so, what is the expected age onset?
Two years ago 
When I was 18, I visited a hairdresser to get a nice cut for prom, I was a boy at the time. She told me my hair wouldn't make it to 30. She was right 
My special move is falling asleep on the XL couch before the sex stuff happens you all can have fun i'm eepy i have work in the morning
special move
ZA WĀRUDO
If stand users are in a polycule are their stands part of it, or do they form their own
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Defector? Is this a polycule or a cult?
yes
There are many reasons to hate "rationalists", but them doing polyam like this is a big one for me
I promise that most of us are not like this
Seems fun and normal.
"A defector" lol, lmaooo
Breed
Preferred height range rules out 50% of AMAB and 60% of AFAB people. Of course, if this were real.
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