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[-] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 104 points 1 year ago

I feel like there's a certain irony in someone who grew up poor, likely eating the cheapest tomato sauce available, selling $13 jars of tomato sauce to the very place he grew up in

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 80 points 1 year ago

$13 per jar? Fuck all the way off.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 30 points 1 year ago

It is a momento to collect, like a concert tshirt or your first condom.

[-] Kandorr@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago
[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

You don't like old gum?

[-] Stanard@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

They said "It is a momento to collect, like a concert tshirt".

[-] Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Look at this guy who doesn't buy merch...

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

this would honestly make more sense if it was just a labelled empty jar, but when they put actual sauce in it stops being a novelty item and starts being food, and 13 bucks for a jar of sauce is hilarious

[-] OrangeJoe@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

So then you are really just paying for the label?

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

Of course, just like most branded goods.

[-] Defectus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Now I wonder where my forst condom ended up. Certainly I didn't use it.

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago

He's gotta make up for all the money he lost on NFTs.

[-] Poayjay@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I haven’t watched cable in years. I was at a hotel once flipping through the channels and I came across the Vh1 music awards. Eminem and some other dude did a while music video showcasing board apes. It was super cringe. It’s one thing to sell out. I expect every celebrity to leverage their name for a little money. It’s a completely different story to try and promote a failed pyramid scheme.

[-] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

Why do I feel like this would just be a jar of unseasoned tomato paste with some cigarette ash mixed in?

[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

...you don't like extra cancer spice in your sauce?

[-] scottywh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

More likely to just be Ragu... With some cigarette ash mixed in.

[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

And some crushed vicodin sprinkled on the top

[-] OrangeJoe@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago

This has been quite an exciting past few years in pasta

Well then. Neat.

[-] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

Imagine going up to Eminem and saying, "I had Yo Mama's spaghetti!" Twenty years ago, you wouldn't have had a jaw afterwards.

[-] uphillbothways@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Cuz it had dropped to the floor from a scathing limerick possibly involving a sweater?

[-] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door?

[-] Synthead@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I love this! I wonder what all the fuss is about. I'll have to try some.

[-] Knusper@feddit.de 20 points 1 year ago

Well, if it sold out within hours, I doubt anyone bought it for the taste...

[-] Dewded@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 1 points 1 year ago

Guaranteed to make to vomit on your sweater.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 year ago

Mom's Spaghetti Pasta Sauce is sold in 25-ounce jars for $13 each or two for $25."We developed this sauce, Mom's spaghetti and the Sghetti sandwich," Catallo of Union Joints said. "We started having fun with it and seeing where it will take us ever since."

Sghetti sandwich. Sghetti wrestling? Someone tell James Cameron that we need to raid the bar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W76D67Xs5l0

Also, I clearly should have become a white rapper so I could sell bullshit for hundreds of times markup to dolts.

this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2023
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