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[-] badhops@lemmy.world 59 points 2 years ago

one has to ask how does this guy aquire said liberal cum??? master of the handy or slopper? just askin'

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago

He pays liberal gay men to let him harvest it with his booty hole, and then they feel Very Very Owned.

[-] MdRuckus@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

So, they're finally admitting they jerk off to liberals. Got it.

[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Guys. The guy likes cum. It's 2023. Leave him alone!

[-] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Cum and take it

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Wow he really owned us by spending his money on an embarrassing t shirt that people will just think he's deranged for wearing and avoid him as a result. He sure showed the libs.

[-] cantsurf@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

I appreciate it when crazy people wear big warning signs.

[-] Pinklink@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

That’s disgusting! Where does this man live? So I can be sure to completely avoid him…

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I bet that smells great.

[-] FattestMattest@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

We're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat.

[-] ronalicious@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

oh look, my cum rag :p

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

with liberal cum

Come and take it from my cold dead hand.

[-] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Talkin' about how much cum I keep around to own the libs.

[-] dorumon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I am reminded of the dude who legit shoved a shotgun up his ass with lube and had to goto the hospital after he climaxed because his asshole clenched with pictures and everything. Send help get it out of my head.

[-] goforliftoff@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago
[-] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Give me one. I'll answer it.

[-] badbrainstorm@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Hey, I know this dude! This is Dave Foleys inbred cousin, Billy

[-] bemenaker@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Well we know it won't shoot since it will be all rusted.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

has to be Photoshop, it's beyond stupid

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 years ago

Yep. Originally says "literal" instead of "liberal"

[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 16 points 2 years ago

Ah, the old Lemmy cumaroo!

[-] mrbubblesort@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

Hold my penis, I'm going in!

[-] foiledAgain@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[-] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I did this with a Brazilian tinder hook up once. She told me to be careful. I'm serious. It's on video. She said, "cuidado, amor." Then I messed up, and she queefed and got mad at me 🤷‍♂️

[-] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

The original said "tears".

[-] mrbubblesort@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago
[-] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I need this shirt, but instead of "liberal" I want it to say "leftist". When people ask me WTF? I'm going to saying I rub one out every round.

[-] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Cum and take it

[-] genoxidedev1@kbin.social 0 points 2 years ago

I need that shirt

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