Alternate title:
Another Yakkkt Drowned - Glory to the Joint Dictatorship of the Proletariat of Oppressed Mammalia!! 
Ultra based 
What are the chances that the "global community" is going to suddenly view Orcas like we viewed Bison and go on an intentional extermination spree?
I could see vigilante boaters going on whaling sprees
there's already footage of boaters shooting at them
Unlimited orca attacks upon boaters!!
The company said it is working to ensure its upcoming trips to the Canary Islands go on without a hitch.
they're gonna shoot the orcas
One theory among researchers is they're just playing around.
it's just a joke, can't anyone take a joke anymore?
Other researchers say it may be that the whales like the feel of the rudder.
lol
It's a prank bro!
Gonna need harpoons cause guns ain't gonna do shit.
Fuck yeah another slammer
Arm the orcas
uncritical support 
Slay queen!
A polish yacht no less, in my eyes, the orca is God's punishment for these landlocked poles, thinking they can go over water
landlocked poles
???
well landlocked on most sides anyway
most countries are like that though
Hawaii isnt
And that's why its the best
average American knowledge of European geography
we are so back 
An orca has done more praxis than me...
Based af
Posadas was wrong, dolphins aren't our comrades, orcas are. 
Orcas are actually dolphins
Huh, TIL
Dolphins, orcas, and beluga whales all serve in Starfleet cetacean ops
no more half measures walter
hero orcas
:red-fist: :red-fin:
Sinking yachts is kool
did someone rich die?
no
good try, orcas. Keep it up, you'll get em next time!
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