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Another Yakkkt Drowned - Glory to the Joint Dictatorship of the Proletariat of Oppressed Mammalia!! attack-orca pog-dolphin elephant-pog

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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago

Ultra based sicko-orca

What are the chances that the "global community" is going to suddenly view Orcas like we viewed Bison and go on an intentional extermination spree?

[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

I could see vigilante boaters going on whaling sprees

[-] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

there's already footage of boaters shooting at them

[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

Unlimited orca attacks upon boaters!!

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

The company said it is working to ensure its upcoming trips to the Canary Islands go on without a hitch.

they're gonna shoot the orcas

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

One theory among researchers is they're just playing around.

it's just a joke, can't anyone take a joke anymore?

Other researchers say it may be that the whales like the feel of the rudder.

lol

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

It's a prank bro!

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Gonna need harpoons cause guns ain't gonna do shit.

[-] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago
[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

Fuck yeah another slammer

[-] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 38 points 1 year ago

Arm the orcas

[-] artificialset@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

uncritical support kim-salute

[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Slay queen!

A polish yacht no less, in my eyes, the orca is God's punishment for these landlocked poles, thinking they can go over water

[-] regul@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago
[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago

well landlocked on most sides anyway

[-] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

most countries are like that though

[-] glans@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago
[-] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

And that's why its the best

[-] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

average American knowledge of European geography

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

we are so back rat-salute

[-] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

An orca has done more praxis than me...

[-] sloth@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago
[-] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago
[-] Seryph@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 1 year ago

Posadas was wrong, dolphins aren't our comrades, orcas are. zoidberg saluting 1

[-] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 1 year ago

Orcas are actually dolphins

[-] Seryph@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago
[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Dolphins, orcas, and beluga whales all serve in Starfleet cetacean ops

[-] Finger@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

no more half measures walter

[-] sharedburdens@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago
[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

:red-fist: :red-fin:

[-] Brak@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

:sicko-orca: yes-hahaha-yes-1yes-hahaha-yes-2

[-] DeathWearsANecktie@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

Sinking yachts is kool

[-] thebartermyth@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago
[-] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago
[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago
[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago
[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

good try, orcas. Keep it up, you'll get em next time!

[-] invo_rt@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago
[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago
this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2023
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