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[-] Entropy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 years ago

I'm in a filthy gas station bathroom stall right now. I feel like that's a pretty good excuse.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

You're in a filthy gas station bathroom, relaxed and comfortable enough to be browsing memes on your phone

[-] Entropy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 years ago

Doesn't mean I wanna put my hands on the ground lol.

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Okay fine, geez. Everybody trying to get me working out.

There.

And cut down on the pancakes

[-] Shiggles@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

Or don’t and just do

~100 calories for a medium pancake

~0.36 calories per pushup(all of this is googled and blindly trusted)

=277 pushups per pancake.

Totally worth it!

[-] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Ok but I gotta finish poppin' first

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I just assume everyone on Lemmy is also on the can. It's anyone not??

[-] Risk@feddit.uk 3 points 2 years ago

If by 'can' you mean 'place where shit goes' and by 'place where shit goes' you mean 'work', then yes.

[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago

Currently on the toilet, having a pre-workout poop. It feels like Lemmy is watching me.

I was going to just do cardio, but I guess I'll add 20 push-ups at the end... I'm now too scared not to

[-] don@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

pop pop goes the weasel, the weasel pop goes the weasel cuz the weasel goes pop

[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 10 points 2 years ago

You caught me just as I was getting ready to workout. So I tacked on 30 push-ups to the end of my 30 mins of cardio. I hope you're happy, cause I'm exhausted

Glad to help! Lol

[-] TeckFire@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

You know what?

I’ll compromise. Only 10 pushups now, but I’ll do another 10 every hour for the rest of the day. Deal???

[-] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I layed 30 CAT5e cables today, all at different locations, 450m of cable total... you really think I'm gonna get out of my sofa for pushups?

[-] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Uhh yeah? Don’t you see the picture? The buff doge would like you to…

[-] bastian_5@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

I'm using the bathroom right now, have only gotten 3 hours of sleep at most, and am browsing Lemmy so that I don't get a panic attack over potentially not having my medication for two weeks...

[-] pan0wski@infosec.pub 6 points 2 years ago
[-] Tsanad@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago
[-] serpineslair@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Haha good one, great meme.

[-] bigFab@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I did twenty half pushups. I had to get out of bed and now my heart beats like it's freaking alive. I hope you are satisfied.

Two slipped discs. Not happening.

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Actually I sprained my pec minor sorry

[-] ericbomb@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

But I already worked out today and my arms hurt 😵 you want me to over do it???

[-] ericbomb@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I did 21 cause you can't tell me what to do.

[-] jackoneill@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Too crippled to get on the ground. Doctor’s note and everything.

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 3 points 2 years ago

k done now what

[-] Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 3 points 2 years ago

Damn, I guess it's only fair

[-] Enzy@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Too drunk for this shit.

[-] blahsay@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Sign up for this - great cause and you feel amazing afterwards! https://www.thepushupchallenge.com.au/

[-] happilybitchycowboy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

No can do. My left arm is broke.

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Excuses! Your right arm is perfectly fine

[-] happilybitchycowboy@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

I'm a lefty. That was my strong arm 💪

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 2 years ago

I'm sick but I will do it when I recover. Need to get started with exercise again.

[-] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

I'm in a car my gamer

[-] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

I dont take orders from people who wear crosses, soeey doge

[-] Annoyed_Crabby -1 points 2 years ago

I'm lazy. Should be a good excuse.

this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2023
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