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A roasted pig is just a pig that lost an improve rap battle.
An improve rap battle is just a shelf help group gone awry
A shelf help group is really just a handymane service.
"Rosebud frozen peas. Full of country goodness and green peaness."
"Wait, that's terrible! I quit! Just a handful for the road...mmm! Oh, what luck, there's a french fry stuck in my beard! Oh, yeah!"
Am I to believe that a sled froze these peas?
Oh I thought you meant the other type of rosebud.
I read this in Maurice LaMarche's voice
Oh what luck! There's a french fry in my beard.
They're even better RAW!
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
"We know a remote farm in Lincolnshire where Mrs. Buckley lives..."
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Wait until he hears about chickens and their steaks..
The steak fried by bacon is so much better
Mmmm, frozen peas.
this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2023
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