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New Year's Santa figurines
(i.redd.it)
Why is Santa ribbed for her pleasure.
No flared base, no go. Safety first everyone.
Ho ho ohhhh!
That base does not look flared enough
Santa girthy tho'. Your chimney better be ready.
St Dickolas
A selection of these little jolly chaps are going to feature in ER stories soon about “a fella who slipped in the shower and accidentally sat on a Christmas decoration”.
You made me understand what this was about, thank you!
Don’t become a statistic my friend.
Bonus round:
A very merry Christmas indeed!
Santa Claus is coming.
Talk about a stocking stuffer.
It's nice to be on the naughty list.
Will he fit in my chimney?
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Ding dong! Merrily on high
Someone’s full of Christmas spirit.
I now understand why mommy couldn't wait for Santa to show up!
Has she been a good or a bad girl?
A very bad one.
It's penetration time then
This makes me miss r/MildlyPenis
Or r/theyknew
Welp, that's going down a chimney tonight!
The gift that keeps on giving...
They knew.
Is there something like c/theyknew ?
cues up Santa Baby
Worth checking Adam Driver on a related SNL skit from this weekend. https://youtu.be/okzjoVnyr-Y
Thank you, that was incredible
I love how the hosts of the show did a great job trying to play it straight.
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://piped.video/okzjoVnyr-Y?si=2CR86MI7-wypKiTX
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Christmas comes early this year
We Three Kings of Orient Arse
3 each for a Hoe Hoe Hoe
I want a little Santa in me... I mean in my life.
For some reason the image is not showing up in Boost and Jerboa (Haven't tested it in other apps).
Works on Connect.
It's the Bugs and Daffy Pagie Yes/No gif, linked externally. Could be something in your end has blocked makeagif.com? (and that site could be a poor choice by me?).
You were right. The picture is not displayed because this site is blocked in my region..
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://piped.video/5WCoRGbT3CM?si=pr3HHVF3YQTeis9S
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
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