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[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Why is Santa ribbed for her pleasure.

[-] JCreazy@midwest.social 19 points 10 months ago

No flared base, no go. Safety first everyone.

[-] Maikeruk@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Ho ho ohhhh!

[-] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

That base does not look flared enough

[-] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Santa girthy tho'. Your chimney better be ready.

[-] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago

St Dickolas

[-] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

A selection of these little jolly chaps are going to feature in ER stories soon about “a fella who slipped in the shower and accidentally sat on a Christmas decoration”.

[-] Wirrvogel@feddit.de 3 points 10 months ago

You made me understand what this was about, thank you!

[-] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 2 points 10 months ago

Don’t become a statistic my friend.

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Bonus round:

A very merry Christmas indeed!

Santa Claus is coming.

Talk about a stocking stuffer.

It's nice to be on the naughty list.

Will he fit in my chimney?

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus

Ding dong! Merrily on high

[-] Outsider9042@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago

Someone’s full of Christmas spirit.

[-] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago

I now understand why mommy couldn't wait for Santa to show up!

[-] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Has she been a good or a bad girl?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
[-] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

It's penetration time then

[-] Smoked_Brie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 months ago

This makes me miss r/MildlyPenis

[-] NotSpez@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Or r/theyknew

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Welp, that's going down a chimney tonight!

[-] ATDA@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

The gift that keeps on giving...

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[-] fastandcurious@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Is there something like c/theyknew ?

[-] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

cues up Santa Baby

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Worth checking Adam Driver on a related SNL skit from this weekend. https://youtu.be/okzjoVnyr-Y

[-] tjsauce@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Thank you, that was incredible

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

I love how the hosts of the show did a great job trying to play it straight.

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[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Christmas comes early this year

[-] shadearg@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

We Three Kings of Orient Arse

[-] FeetinMashedPotatoes@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

3 each for a Hoe Hoe Hoe

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I want a little Santa in me... I mean in my life.

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago
[-] Slow@lemmy.today 1 points 10 months ago

For some reason the image is not showing up in Boost and Jerboa (Haven't tested it in other apps).

[-] Duranie@midwest.social 2 points 10 months ago

Works on Connect.

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

It's the Bugs and Daffy Pagie Yes/No gif, linked externally. Could be something in your end has blocked makeagif.com? (and that site could be a poor choice by me?).

[-] Slow@lemmy.today 2 points 10 months ago

You were right. The picture is not displayed because this site is blocked in my region..

[-] bmsok@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
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