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[-] chetradley@lemmy.world 42 points 10 months ago

Hate to be that guy, but the icing on frosted Pop Tarts contains gelatin derived from bones, hooves, tendons, ligaments, etc., making it not vegetarian.

[-] ieightpi@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I kinda hope this was a happy accident and OP didn't plan this lol

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[-] adam_y@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago

You've missed off the sausage roll, you absolute savage.

[-] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Looks American. It's also got the American blanketed pigs and corn dogs.

This picture annoys me because I expected some classic beige foods like a sausage roll, pork pie or scotch egg after the Wellington.

Instead we get these abortions.

[-] ericisshort@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

Can confirm corn dogs and pigs in a blanket are NOT abortions, as evidenced by the fact that they are legal in US states where abortions are not.

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[-] BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Toad in the hole! Where is toad in the hole? Its whatever that pigs in a blanket thing is supposed to be, thats a pigs in duvets anyway.

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[-] casmael@startrek.website 13 points 10 months ago
[-] adam_y@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Damn, you're good.

[-] kemsat@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

That sounds like the real vegetarian option

[-] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 28 points 10 months ago

dont u ever talk shit about corn dogs again

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Yeah, and kids parties? That shits at like state fairs and amusement parks and always there is your freezer.

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Cottage pie can be made with anything else really, not explicitly beef, but shepherd's pie should exclusively be lamb - it's in the name.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 10 months ago

OK, we'll talk shit about cornhole dogs.

[-] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 23 points 10 months ago

I feel like tamales should be part of this. Even pupusas

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 20 points 10 months ago
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[-] comfydecal@infosec.pub 2 points 10 months ago

Thanks for the info!

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Hotpockets and Poptarts but

No pasties. The wayward topless dancer daughter.

No (Chicken) Pot Pie. The stoner draft dodger uncle.

No shepherds pie. The religious freak, mashed potato brained uncle.

[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

A true shepherd's pie is made with lamb and cottage pie is the one that is made with beef.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago

A wonderful history of calzone subtypes.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 15 points 10 months ago

Wait, what the fuck do Americans think pigs in a blanket is?

[-] gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 10 months ago

Here it refers to hot dogs rolled in croissant dough and baked.

[-] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 2 points 10 months ago

Not proper croissant dough, this comes in a can and would make a French baker angry. So it's real easy to wrap the weenies in.

Don't forget about those little weenies that come in a can, sometimes we wrap those in shame dough too.

[-] EnderMB@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

It amazes me that American's are still trying to make this a thing.

They've not only "invented" the sausage roll, they named it after a staple part of a Christmas dinner. It's two simultaneous kicks in the face.

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[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Whoever drew this has never seen a beef wellington before. That's a whole loaf of bread with a slab of beef stuffed in it.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 10 months ago

No. It looks like a giant twinkie with a slab of beef in it

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 10 points 10 months ago

Your pigs-in-blankets are incorrect.

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[-] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Chicken cordon Bleu, the rich uncle who no one ever sees anymore

[-] ieightpi@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Fucking pop tarts lmao

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 8 points 10 months ago

Please refer to the community name. This is a checks notes shitpost - I'm not here to post factually accurate information

[-] creamed_eels@toast.ooo 6 points 10 months ago

Ho Hos: the free spirit aunt who worked as a go go dancer in the ‘60s to fund her hippy lifestyle

[-] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 months ago

pop tarts aren't vegetarian

[-] owatnext@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Came to the comments to say this lol. They have gelatin in them, which is made from animal bones.

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Ain't food either

[-] thereisalamp@reddthat.com 2 points 10 months ago

Itt people who don't know the difference between vegetarian and vegan

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[-] callmepk@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

They are all Cannoli to me

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

It's cannonoli

[-] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Gordon Ramsey's favorite family

[-] skhayfa@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Kibbeh the Oriental cousin

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

That's not a pig in blanket, pigs in blankets are sausages wrapped in bacon.

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