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[-] space_comrade@hexbear.net 54 points 9 months ago

I bet the dev just grepped all words ending in "ology" and just put them all in the app.

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 40 points 9 months ago

Your boring explanation ruins the fun

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

It does add a Kafkaesque charm, though.

[-] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

orwellian, even

[-] btbt@hexbear.net 51 points 9 months ago

Add phrenology as a skill so you can seem like an expert when you call your boss a troglodyte for being annoying

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago

measurehead OCCIDENTAL HAPLOGROUP B4 IS DONE GIVING ORDERS AROUND HERE. THE INFLUENCE OF THE HAM SANDWICH RACE IS WANING.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"I know it's not your fault, you just have a brainpan similar to that of a Neanderthal"

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 45 points 9 months ago

Bit idea: pulling out calipers during the interview and praising your potential boss for having the brow of a true leader

[-] context@hexbear.net 33 points 9 months ago

ancaptain essential skills for a brave new argentina!

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago

omg this pic just looks like a bad runescape cosplay of smth ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago

oh, you're applying to be a Harvard professor?

[-] davel@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago

brb, updating my LinkedIn

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

Check for a skill called "alphabetology" and see if you can get a job with the job application site itself, because I have some additional issues with their way of ordering this list.

[-] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

also check for Analphabetapolothology if you are a fan of the 90s emo band Cap'n Jazz

[-] commiespammer@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

More like asking for your skulls...

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽต You know what's wroooong with me
You know phrenoooology
You saw my injuuuuuuury.
You can tell just by looking at my skull ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽต

[-] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago
[-] principalkohoutek@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

Maybe it's a way to filter out the cranks

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago

or to filter them in, depending on how much of a shitstain the boss is

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

If there is an in person interview that you get to, this wouldn't be a bad thing to mention. Make it a casual aside like 'btw, your online application lists phrenology as a possible skill to check and this was a long debunked and very racist pseudo science from the turn of the 20th century, I think someone just copies and pasted a list, but it's essentially having 'race science' as a skill in your application, figured it's something you'd want to be aware of.". Unless you're applying for a racism factory you just did them a solid and pointed out an oversight during the job interview. That should help you, pointing out phrenology is on their application isn't 'don't hire this person cause they're a cage rattler' kinda thing to point out, it's borderline illegal, super mainstream level considered bad and easy to fix (most importantly). You can use this to your advantage

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
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