Great now my wife asked me what I was snickering uncontrollably about and I had to send this to her and she just looked at me and said, "I have no idea what you just sent to me. That isn't... funny?"
If I ever have marital troubles this is where they started.
Oh my poor sides
Is dat geen schop tegen het hoofd 
Is dat geen schop tegen het hoofd
It sounds like the ponies from MLP certainly hoofd him in the head
zou ook een paraplu kunnen zijn geweest
Was het maar z'n feest
IT CAN'T BE A REAL LANGUAGE PEOPLE CAN'T ACTUALLY SPEAK LIKE THAT WHO THE HELL SAYS "WE HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM" LIKE THAT
dwangwet
jar jar geernts has a caribbean black accent
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