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[-] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 9 months ago
[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I mean he's got a mullet. Just be glad it's not Billy-Bob

[-] ares35@kbin.social 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

it is. mamma calls them 'bubby' because using their real name would create extra confusion at dinnertime.

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 months ago

My sister calls my nephew Bubba

[-] Case@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 8 months ago

I knew a Bubba. Legal first name.

He had a rat tail, of course.

Went to play at his house one day (fourth grade), and it was a typical suburban house. I rode past it on my bike to get to school.

Not a hint of white-trash about the situation.

It still perplexes me.

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 months ago

I notice people of certain age groups were fine with names like that, even though they seem like rather unfortunate names, especially as a given name rather than a nickname.

A coworker of mine has a grandson, "Butch". Kids always getting into trouble, though.

[-] Aremel@lemmy.world 36 points 9 months ago

That is a sweet sentiment.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

He saw someone he loves stand up to fear and fight back against the night. Makes sense why his hero is his Mamaw.

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago
[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

I want that barber

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago
[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

My country and western writing skills are rusty, but here's a little something in 3/4 time.

On the porch after dark,

We had been marked,

And a thief crept through the night.

Mawmaw heard a noise,

Said "Stay behind me boys",

And grabbed a roman candle to light,


She flung open the door,

In her night gown and swore,

At the man who was stealing our tires

She puffed a Virginia slim,

Pointed fireworks at him,

And then proceeded to open fire.


Mawmaw you are my hero,

You ran him off and he's gone without a trace,

If he hadn't turned and fled, he'd be better off dead,

'cause you'd have burned off his face.

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 months ago
[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Wonder what his go-to beer is, and if he’s a wintergreen man

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 months ago

Probably Hamm's

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 17 points 9 months ago

That's a hero alright.

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

That kid's mamaw sounds bad ass

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Memaw mishears you…

Lights Roman candle

[-] _lilith@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Is a porch thief like a porch pirate? The dudes who steal your deliveries?

[-] DaleGribble88@programming.dev 22 points 9 months ago

Not quite- in Appalachia, most homes have a porch. Appalachia is, generally speaking, quite a muggy place, so most people sleep inside and then spend their time outside on the porch. The porch plays the same role as a living room or den in other parts of the US.

A porch thief is basically the same as any other burglar, but they will (almost) exclusively steal from porches because it is often less risky than stealing from the rest of the house.

Because of the important role of a porch as a primary living area, porch thieves can make off with family heirlooms, money, games, furniture, children's toys, and even TV sets.

this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2024
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